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Just to give you an idea of what she's running for...I live in a suburb of Pittsburgh and if I moved 35 miles away in any direction I'd have one of 3-5 different congressional representatives.

THIS PLACE HAS 2 SENATORS?

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And 584,000 citizens. The Senate is a ridiculous concept.

For perspective, that's less than the population of Albuquerque, and a third of the population of the Bronx.

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Tell it to Alaska, the Dakotas and Vermont

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I know virtually nothing about Wyoming, other than it's absolutely ridiculous a state with a population of about a half million people has THREE congressional representatives while DC has a higher population.....expected to rise to close to a million, and one congresswoman.

More like WHY-oming amirite

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Yeah, DC gets 1 non-voting Congress Person. It's ridiculous.

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Watch your back, Ryan Greene. Dick was seen "hunting" in your general vicinity.

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Canada better start building a wall -- I know I would not want a Cheney in power so close to my border.

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Do you think she knows that her father is Dick Cheney?

Or do you think Bush I told Liz that her father was hunted down and murdered by Cheney, who actually used to be a pupil of Bush's before he turned to evil?

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Cheney, the great old one, shall arise from his slumber and bring 1000 years of madness and darkness to mankind.

THE STARS ARE RIGHT

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She is so happy that she can finally get the hell out of Wyoming, move back to East Coast, and get paid for it.

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So how come people like Liz Cheney don't just get massively overpaid jobs in their beloved private sector?

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How anybody named Cheney could run and win after "The Great War for Nothing*" her daddy ran is proof of the density of GOP voters. Good lord.*except Halliburton profits

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A pupil of Nixon.

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I mean... who wouldn't... at least the porn. The only oysters I like are cooked rockerfeller and from the ocean....

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Yeah but if Pelosi's pitching Jodi would be in for a surprise - solid steel pair on that one.

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