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I would say that that would gag a MAGAt, but I guess it wouldn't.

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She stands weirdly.

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"At least it's not a cover of 'Pour Some Sugar On Me'?"

I'll take "Visuals I Absolutely Could Have Gone to My Grave Without" for $1000, Ken.

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"She was gonna be an actress, she was gonna be a star

"She was gonna shake her ass on the hood of Whitesnake's car

[...]

"Where's the miniskirt made of snakeskin?"

Bowling for Soup, "!985"

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those two deserve each other. the whole internet has been pointing fingers and laughing at Blow for months now.

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You guys aint heard about 4G auto-blow? He did that song about how target was targeting kids (leading to numerous far superior spoofs) and that song about him murdering and dismembering his girlfriend because she.... (checks notes) broke up with him? He's the mayor of Magaville! also Vice did a story on him a few years ago. I think its still on youtube. Basically he's a shitty trust funder who sucked at making music and found a niche as a trumpist. That way he can be awful and still get clout.

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I wonder if the Democrats will throw her off committees again when they retake the House?

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I would not watch this for anything...except maybe cakes we all like?

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I watched it. Gary, no cake is worth this.

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It’s like when the State Street Preacher in Chicago yells at you and tells you you are an evil Jezebel whore who is going to burn in hell forever

What really hurts is if he says that to every woman but you. Like “Wait, I’m not hot enough to be a jezebel whore?!”

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What. In. The. Actual. Fuck. Did. I. Just. Watch?

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Was your lifetime's worth of aesthetic development flashing before your eyes?

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You watched it!? You brave soul!

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Try to upstage that, Boebert, you bitch.

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Oh, I ran into that street preacher when I was in Chicago last year. He was in rare form since the International Men of Leather convention was in town.

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Sweet suffering mother of baby Jesus….WTF

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Oh great, now we're going to have to endure "Notorious MTG" t-shirts, because she's exactly the kind of person who would think that would "trigger the libs."

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She's certainly in her element.

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The right wing doesn't have anything original.

They stole the "Notorious RBG" thing, complete with the little symbol that was used as a send up of the Notorious BIG, as soon as Bony Carrot was seated.

No further embellishments, nothing new, just straight up stealing it.

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Exactly. And you look at the appropriation of "Dark Brandon" from the juvenile "Let's go Brandon" BS, it is clear who has the rhetorical chops in this contest.

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This is the first I'd heard of "Tawny Kitaen". Her Wikipedia article notes that one of her husbands was named "Chuck Finley"; that was also one of the go-to aliases for Sam Axe, the character on "Burn Notice" played by one Bruce Campbell.

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She was in 1984’s Bachelor Party opposite Tom Hanks, which is one of those stupid 80s movies that everyone remembers as being far better than it actually was.

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I like my port the way I like my Kitaens: Tawny.

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Port is one of the few things I drink.

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I actually get that one!

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She was also apparently batshit crazy and engaged in domestic violence. She was on one of those rehab shows in VH1 in the early 2000s (???) that I watched a few episodes of.

I wonder how much abuse she took from men that were at the root of some of her problems. :(

I actually liked her in Witchboard in the 80s.

And...jeez. She also briefly dated OJ Simpson when he was married to Nicole.

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