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anwisok's avatar

Sounds legit.

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

He might meet his end at Little BigHands.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

John Lassiter? That better not be the Pixar guy, or they'll be hell to pay.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

It's the reason all priests hope to grow up and become Pope someday.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

And Disneyland likes the gheys.

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jw's avatar

He was the point man for removing the rights of people-of-no-money to sue for discrimination on the state level. That was the core of HB2, and likely a HUUGE selling point for this future Admin. People are telling me this. Good people.

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ahughes798's avatar

I can pick out stuff for other people really well. I just cannot do it for myself. I don't know why. Probably self-esteem issues. I need What Not to Wear!

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Joseph Stans's avatar

McCrory looks like a junks niffer.

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DahBoner's avatar

The problem isn't the junk…

It's the junk sauce.https://media0.giphy.com/me...

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Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

Sounds Russian enough for the new administration though.

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chicken thief's avatar

Whoa, there, cowboy, who the hell is going to set new fashion trends if ya'll leave?!

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Lambsendbeds's avatar

Nooo - Ivanka Trump knockoffs.

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chicken thief's avatar

Definitely photoshopped! I mean, look at those legs - mah main man Louie Gohmert doesn't work out or nothing.

But that tie - so Preznitial!1!!!!

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Shananigan's avatar

Hee!

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chicken thief's avatar

Hey, if Trump can hire fired Army General Flynn and interview losers Allen West and Mittens among others, why the hell not dig deep in the well past the Sarah Palins of the world and interview McCrory?

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JoeChristmas's avatar

Yeah , Department of the Interior

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