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Yeah, that's Pulitzer prize wordsmanship, right there.

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And preferably a few counties over.

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Hasn't been so far, so why would he change?

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*Stands on stairs* Come at me, Cousin fucker!

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Oh You booger-sugar gang bangBooger sugar-gang bang we love youAnd our booger-sugar gang bangBooger-sugar gang bang loves us tooStraight, white, cisgendered roughhouseIn the nuthouse we belongDark MAGA booger-sugar gang bang,We love to sing this songDark MAGA Booger-sugar gang bang,Maddy's pee-pee's an inch long!

:sad trombone outro:

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I thought that rolling into the forest and punching some trees is more his style for getting rid of his frustrations.

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Santorum, in the Dan Savage sense.

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I'd say it's the booger-sugar gangbang with the lights turned on. Who wants to watch Miss Lindsey snort two lines from Maddie's ass cheeks, and watch Maddie return the favor by rimming Ms Lindsey and tongue tickling the resident "ladybugs" [genital warts] on her grundle? Lights out for that mess, please!

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YEP

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I'd add the modifier "pubic" before the noun "hair" just to drive the point home, and Buffalo Grundle is the name of the latest Trump supporting road band. I hear it's going to be fronted by Kid Rock, with Ted Nugent on guitar.

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If at first you don't succeed...Pull yer foreskin o'er yer heeed.

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He would definitely have benefitted from a few middle-school swirlies. That's how kids handled obnoxious jerks back in my middle school days.

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Well, it's good to see he's learned to accept his loss with grace and dignity, like his hero teh Donny.

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She's second string Maga-wanna-be.

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He can't, Matty "key-bump" Gaetz is still his friend.

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