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Mimihaha's avatar

Il's Bruce Rauner lasted just a bit longer http://www.politico.com/tip...

Grokenstein's avatar

You're supposed to keep that stuff in the Free Speech Zone, kids--twenty miles away, completely isolated, and surrounded by riot police.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Jesus fuck, are any of these so called responsible boot strap having tough he man republicans NOT thin skinned as all get out?

Edit: Dear Maine: Protest signs at EVERY FUNCTION. Then you will never have to listen to this guy yap anymore. And by extension, neither will we. Your nation is counting on you.That is all.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

If they wish to protest me, that’s fine. We all have the right to express our freedom of speech. But this event was not about me.

Tell you what, Paul: Why don't you hold an event that's completely dedicated to you, your record and your demeanor in office, and see what people have to say then.

In-Home Tooter's avatar

The Comedy Central Roast of Paul LePage? I wonder what kind of celebrities, that are in no way connected to him, they'd get?

Jeff Ross and Steven King are no-brainers. Let your imaginations run wild, Wonketariat.

In-Home Tooter's avatar

Shifty, Lefty, and D-Money.

In-Home Tooter's avatar

It would be even better, if all of the candidates had to do an improv skit with Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles.

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

The only apology that Ms. Kalikow should entertain from LePfuckpface is a Captain Needa apology.

https://youtu.be/Iwio208q3jY

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I'm beginning not to like this guy so much.

Swampay's avatar

What could he possibly do to get the media to stop treating him like he's a clueless baffoon with a bag of salted rat dicks where his heart should be?

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Bob Marley. The comic, not the late Rastafarian. He's wicked funny!

Partyofhealthcare?'s avatar

Bully usually equals wimp.

Ryan Denniston's avatar

“Since I am such a distraction to the media, I will no longer attend some of these public events. I sincerely hope the media will continue to attend these events and report on the good people of Maine and the many positive things they are doing for our state.”

Maybe if you left the governor's mansion, you'd no longer be such a burden on your constituents.

mailman27's avatar

It was too fucking awful.