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eddi-SABH's avatar

Mama is unhappy. No dessert tonight.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Thank you for a laugh-out-loud moment. Go Momota! And Mom seems pretty cool, just tossing the cones out of the cave space. She displays no annoyance.

weejee's avatar

Unbearable conehead Martini.

Kirsty Gnome #squattor's avatar

Nice re-ordering of the funny part!

Resource NW's avatar

I.... told .... you .... to LEAVE THAT OUTSIDE!!!11!11 Now go to your room.

Sister Artemis's avatar

omg morning giggles with my tabs!

JanuaryClaire's avatar

When Friday comes at you like a traffic cone to the butt.

PAUL's avatar

Were there Scottish sports fans about?

Eva, Iron Goddess of Mercy's avatar

Traffic cones are the new Legos!

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Polar bears are terrifying enough without having to contemplate them coming at you across the ice with pylons on their heads thank you very much.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

THIS IS MY CONE. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE.

James's avatar

WITHOUT MY CONE, I AM NOTHING. WITHOUT ME, MY CONE IS NOTHING!

satch's avatar

"Ronco Traffic Cones: They're fun, they're great exercise, the kids just LOVE 'em!"

Mavenmaven's avatar

We all know that RFKJ and his friends will now want to kill and eat this adorable cub.

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

He only eats things AFTER they ferment - naturally, paleo-ly

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Polar bear does it's best Raygun impression.

sorry, that was mean, was a story about a documentary on Inside Edition last night, and I had never actually seen the Raygun breakdancing routine from back in the day... it was bad.

Menotsure's avatar

Sometimes life's lessons come

From places strange and rare

Here's good example from

A fluffy polar bear.

When cruising down life's highway

If you hit a traffic cone

Don't back off, full speed ahead

And drive that sucker home.

Kirsty Gnome #squattor's avatar

One gif to rule them all.

tehbaddr's avatar

Is my traffic cone!

No, is mine!

Give it back!

I Stedman's avatar

"Make your bed, mow the lawn, and do your homework. Then you may have your cone back."

Sally Lunn's avatar

BANHAMMERED, MOI ?!? Posts aren't posting.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

This one did. Except comments are not allowed here. So none of us exist.

Sally Lunn's avatar

https://substack.com/@chrysteis/note/c-315072080?r=2ssoh3

A pic of the recipe I'm bringing to the Windsor, MA Potluck.

Sally Lunn's avatar

Windsor, MA !!!!! A Potluck !?!?!? Can I bring chicken wings ? Just kidding. Scratches head. Yet, yet, Where IS Windsor, MA ?!? It must eastbound on the Pike. What would I bring to a Potluck ? Tabbouli salad. Groan. Been done. Hummus. R U kidding me, this isn't the catering table at a porn shoot. Think Margaret, THINK. Aha. Here. I haves it. It's a classic. It might not be that good, but it will certainly be original. CHEERS.

Karen Scofield's avatar

TGIF Tab's with Coffee ☕💯👍

Wookiee Monster's avatar

I have to agree with Marcote. Let republicans be the killjoys.

Enter Ranting's avatar

It's so weird how the Native Americans embraced the pilgrims and everyone enjoyed a lovely first Thanksgiving, and then we stole their land, killed them off, and sent them to reservations.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Almost as if that lovely first Thanksgiving were a fantasy of the descendants of the white colonists!

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

It is that one weird trick they keep trying to get you to click on.

Gloria S's avatar

Please include a brief instruction in the weekly "Join Ziggy Wiggy" for whatever movie. How does one do that? Thanks.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

It's fun, and lurkers are most welcome. This week is a very delightful movie, too – hope to see you there!

Ziggy also provides a preview of each month's selections, and where to find to view them – https://ziggywiggy.substack.com/p/wonkette-movie-night-august-2026.

shivaskeeper's avatar

They put a post up a bit before the start time. A quick description, sone trivia, maybe some personal thoughts. The comments section is anyone watching the movie gathers meets up. That's it.

Gloria S's avatar

Thanks for your replies, @Always Be Ithacating and @shivaskeeper. So the link is on Wonkette or Ziggy Wiggy's Substack? I guess I won't even be lurking; desktop's upstairs (I don't use the phone app), TV's downstairs. Maybe I'll watch the movie tonight and see if that works.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

You can view Wonkette through a regular browser app on your phone. I use Firefox on my Android phone, not the substack app. I just browse from this link

https://www.wonkette.com/archive

It works a treat.

Gloria S's avatar

Thanks. I'll try that, likely as a lurker -- typing on my phone, meh. But I'll enjoy reading the rest of you snarking. I did watch the movie last night and liked it a lot. (Would that the current richest man in the world would end up like in the movie.)

Mary-BethSMontgomery's avatar

Best I typed best damn autocorrect

Ill-Advised's avatar

Happens to me all the time. Seems to me a great way to fuck with AI is give it autocorrect, too.

beb's avatar

I'd like to see a presidential candidate running on the platform of demolishing every thing Trump has built. That would surely enflame the MAGAts but they're really only about 30% of the voting population. And it would enliven the rest of the country sick of Trump's madness.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

I would be more energized by a credible commitment to investigating this regime's crimes, bringing the criminals to justice, and ensuring those crimes can never happen again.

I've been waiting and hoping for this since Nixon, but it's always been a slap on the wrist at most, and 'we have to look forward, not backward'.

Would love to have some justice and hope before I die.

Ill-Advised's avatar

They're not mutually exclusive. Just sayin'

Fool's avatar

Re: Kennedy Center. First-io, maybe they might wanna finish restoring it before proclaiming it restored. Donny’s “restorations” have a way of turning out badly.

Second-io, the measure resolves “that the center desires to recognize and honor President Trump’s existential and unprecedented contributions to the survival of the center by all legal means.” And this word “existential “, I do not think you know what it means

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Amanda Marcotte says we dodged a bullet with Francesca Hong not because Hong’s too progressive, but because her whole “abolish Thanksgiving” is the kind of joy-scolding we’re always being accused of. More fun and dancing and Mamdani’s Nani, less no holidays in the gulag.

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I have many ‘thoughts’

I work in healthcare and a MAJORITY of my coworkers are foreign-born from all over the world. It is interesting to experience their ‘take’ on “Thanksgiving”. My boss is from South India - and really can not stand the taste of Turkey; however, she is an excellent cook, and makes a great chicken biryani for Thanksgiving (she always brings me some). Other coworkers do not care whether they work nor not. Filipino coworkers I work with like Thanksgiving because it is ANOTHER reason to get together and share food which they do all year anyway.

Personally, Thanksgiving for me is lots of EMOSHUNAL baggage of coming from a relatively dysfunctional family. (Yelling and crying and unmet expectations and ETOH IYKYK) While I get along with my family- closest relative is 400 miles away - I WORK on Thanksgiving; coordinate the work pot-luck; and host a Thanksgiving for some healthcare worker friends THE SATURDAY AFTER THANKSGIVING - less pressure. I was rooting for Hong, but can see both Marcotte’s and Hong’s view.

James's avatar

Damn. I had real hope for Count Binface in this one.

https://www.nbcnews.com/world/united-kingdom/nigel-farage-beats-count-binface-win-back-seat-parliament-widely-mocke-rcna592496

He did get 27% of the vote — and finished (a depressingly distant) second.

Alpaca22's avatar

not sure if you are familiar with the area of Clacton. It is majority right wing fuckheads

James's avatar

I confess, I am not. But if Farage was the MP I probably should’ve guessed.

Cincinnatus's avatar

And almost a third gave two fingers to Farage:

“Today the voters in Clacton have stuck up two fingers to the entire political establishment,” Farage said, referring to the British equivalent of a crude gesture that employs the middle finger in other cultures. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/farage-binface-britain-politics_n_6a7eff20e4b0d1c2680df4b7?utm_source=buzzfeed&utm_medium=iframely

Alpaca22's avatar

By retaining his seat, Farage is now back under investigation for his accepting dodgy money

Pig Bodine's avatar

Joke candidate wins election; Count Binface concedes.

rawrtigerlily's avatar

Bless Count Binface for his efforts to make this farce, extra farcical.

Kirsty Gnome #squattor's avatar

Oh, wait. Not "The Devil IN Miss Jones"...