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Wonkette Movie Night: The Maltese Falcon (1941)
'I couldn't be fonder of you if you were my own son. But, well, if you lose a son, it's possible to get another. There's only one Maltese Falcon.'
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Wonkette Movie Night: The Maltese Falcon (1941)
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Wait, *What's* Going On In Northern Ireland Now?
Racist riots and violence, in 'protest' of the nation's largely non-existent undocumented immigrant population.
14 hrs ago • 
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Wait, *What's* Going On In Northern Ireland Now?
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Somebody Is Shooting -- Strike That -- *Killing* Minnesota's Democratic Lawmakers, Dressed As A Cop
Well, here is some fucking news.
15 hrs ago • 
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Somebody Is Shooting -- Strike That -- *Killing* Minnesota's Democratic Lawmakers, Dressed As A Cop
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Happy Birthday To Everyone Born Today Who Is Not Donald Trump
Celebrate!
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Happy Birthday To Everyone Born Today Who Is Not Donald Trump
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Rum!
Really, really good rum. And a cigar.
Jun 13 • 
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Rum!
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Let's All Learn About The Neo-Nazi Concept Taking America's Government By Storm!
What is remigration?
Jun 13 • 
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Let's All Learn About The Neo-Nazi Concept Taking America's Government By Storm!
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When Is It Okay To Handcuff A US Senator?
We're gonna go with 'Only when under arrest for a serious crime,' but we're kinda nutty.
Jun 13 • 
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When Is It Okay To Handcuff A US Senator?
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Lawlessness! Chaos! Incompetence! Bribe Plane! Greenland? Congress Demands Answers From Hegseth
... and doesn't get many. But watch him get broasted!
Jun 13 • 
Marcie Jones
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Lawlessness! Chaos! Incompetence! Bribe Plane! Greenland? Congress Demands Answers From Hegseth
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Kristi Noem's Thugs Assaulted A Senator. NOW Will Democrats Treat Republicans Like The Nazi Filth They Are?
Just asking.
Jun 13 • 
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Kristi Noem's Thugs Assaulted A Senator. NOW Will Democrats Treat Republicans Like The Nazi Filth They Are?
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How Do You Solve A Problem Like Padilla? Tabs, Fri., June 13, 2025
Morning news roundup and things to read!
Jun 13 • 
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How Do You Solve A Problem Like Padilla? Tabs, Fri., June 13, 2025
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Hype, Lies, And AI Slop Are *Exactly* What MAGA Wants In LA Protest 'News'
The entire city burned to the ground, the Left just won't admit it.
Jun 12 • 
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Hype, Lies, And AI Slop Are *Exactly* What MAGA Wants In LA Protest 'News'
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Dear Leader Booed At His Favorite Musical, The Plot Of Which He Does Not Understand
Bless his heart.
Jun 12 • 
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Dear Leader Booed At His Favorite Musical, The Plot Of Which He Does Not Understand
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