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Trump Tries To Lure Canada Into Fish Fiasco
Let’s Go Brandon Road Interbasin Project!
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Wonkette Movie Night: Them!
'And there shall be destruction and darkness come upon creation, and the beasts shall reign over the earth.'
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More Mystery At Zorro Ranch!
If petroglyphs could talk.
Mar 14
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Idaho House Passes Bill Forcing Schools To Out Trans Kids So Parents Can Disown Them
No 'aiding or abetting' of boys with long hair or girls wearing dungarees, either.
Mar 14
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Pete (Hic!) Hegseth Dreams Of Day When He Can Murder Thousands Without Reporters Making A Whole Big Thing Of It
He also dreams of a whiskey back with a vodka stinger. Lots of 'em.
Mar 14
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Happy Pi Day! Go Recite Some Pi Or Eat Some Pie, Your Choice!
We will take the pie.
Mar 14
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Irish Whiskey!
Neat. Of course. With some Guinness. There is still some civilization left in the world.
Mar 13
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Matthew Hooper
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Oil Futures Bleak!
But we'll all have sexy legs from biking?
Mar 13
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Marcie Jones
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Racist Buffoon Brent Bozell Predictably Buffooning Around New Job As Ambassador To South Africa
Barely off the plane and already pissing off his hosts.
Mar 13
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Gary Legum
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Right-Wing Women Discover Misogyny Not As Fun As They Thought Part 378,272,347,230,326
The red pill, it turns out, is filled with rat poison.
Mar 13
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Ron DeSantis Wants To Remind You He's Still A Horrible Bigoted Autocrat
New law lets governor remove local elected officials for 'promoting' Pride or DEI.
Mar 13
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Doktor Zoom
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Guy Who Thinks AI Will Put Democratic Bitches In Their Place Looks Like This
These creeps are just saying the quiet parts louder and louder.
Mar 13
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