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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The White Linen!
A gin cocktail with all the toppings.
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Matthew Hooper
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Dumbass Uses AI To Frame Boss, Hopes It Can Also Serve Jail Sentence For Him
Yet another use case suggesting AI is bad.
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Gary Legum
393
Pete Buttigieg: What's The Deal With Airlines' Hidden Fees? Nobody Likes Those!
Would it KILL them to tell us the real price of a ticket? I mean, come on!
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Doktor Zoom
319
Nashville Judge Decides To Keep Man In Prison Because Too Many People Think He's Innocent
That's ... a reason.
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Robyn Pennacchia
242
Murderous Governor Kristi Noem Shot Her Own Dog Like It Was A Common Migrant
Boy, you fail at one pheasant hunt and it's a death sentence.
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Gary Legum
976
Net Neutrality Restored!
Hooray for a free and open internet!
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Robyn Pennacchia
148
Weird Jerks Thrilled By Prospect Of AI Stealing Jobs From Greedy Poor People And Immigrants
Yes, they actually just hate poor people.
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Robyn Pennacchia
459
Trump Trials Of The Old And The Tootiful, Part Two
Pecker's back.
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Marcie Jones
304
New York Times Not Biden-Hating Petty Twinks, They Are VRY SRS JOURNALISTS
It's so much stupider than you ever imagined.
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Evan Hurst
402
6 Signs That This Is A Bad Restaurant According To A Waiter! Tabs, Fri., April 26, 2024
Morning news roundup!
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Rebecca Schoenkopf
704
Idaho Democrats Try Crazy Idea: Run In Every Damn District For A Change!
Sounds like that 'democracy' thing the kids keep talking about.
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Doktor Zoom
2,956
Supreme Court Just Asking: If You Prosecute Presidents For Violent Coups, Won't They Do More Violent Coups-er?
Oh Sam Alito, you absolute piece of shit we mean scamp.
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Evan Hurst
463
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