Archive - Wonkette

Did Lesbian Witches Force This 'Pastors For Trump' House Candidate To Try To Sex Up A Beauty Queen?

And Trump just endorsed him AGAIN.

13 hrs ago • Robyn Pennacchia

All Hail Great Leader's Concept Of A Framework Of An Iran Peace Deal! (It Is Not A Deal)

Two weeks. This next brief period of time. Greatest deal in history.

16 hrs ago • Doktor Zoom

Pete Hegseth Fails 'Face The Nation' Appearance Like Common Field Sobriety Test

We watch so you never have to.

17 hrs ago • Michael Mora

Oiled-Up, Half-Naked Men Entertain President On 80th Birthday

And Dom was there.

19 hrs ago • Dominic Gwinn

Republicans Missed A Huge Opportunity In Los Angeles

And they’re still too busy whining to notice.

21 hrs ago • Ali Davis

History's Biggest Dorks. Tabs., Mon., June 15, 2026

No, we're not laughing with you.

23 hrs ago • Evan Hurst

Pete Hegseth Totally Crushing Workouts, Iran, Twelve Packs

Bro! Check me out, bro.

Jun 14 • Gary Legum

Wonkette Movie Night: Bound

We make our own choices, we pay our own prices.

Jun 14 • ziggywiggy

Zut Alors! You Almost Forgot To Come To Le Fete Montreal D'Wonquette!

Thank goodness we reminded you in time.

Jun 13 • Rebecca Schoenkopf

In Popular Move, Kennedy Center Once Again Named 'Kennedy Center'

Now let's get his name off everything else!

Jun 13 • Doktor Zoom

Surprise! They're Still Planning Payouts To J6 Rioters ... C'mon, You Could At Least *Act* Surprised.

The crime droog slush fund is dead. Long live the crime droog slush fund!

Jun 13 • Doktor Zoom

Today Is World Gin Day And Worldwide Knit In Public Day. Why Not Do Both?

Honestly sounds like a perfect afternoon if you ask me.

Jun 13 • Robyn Pennacchia

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