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Trump's UFC Bouncy House Battle Brawl Saved America, Triggered Libs. VICTORY!
The night's big winner, on seeing a copy of the Declaration of Independence: 'Their language was different. I’m not smart enough to read that.'
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JD Vance Has New Book To Convince You He Isn't A Shameless And Thirsty Political Hack
You really have to wonder if his ghostwriter found it to be worth the paycheck.
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Republican AGs Demand EPA Protect Women From (Non-Existent) Abortion Water Danger
This again!
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Kash Patel Singlehandedly Thwarted Attack On Trump’s UFC Bouncy House Birthday Party!
Whatta man whatta man whatta mighty good man.
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Dwight From 'The Office' Has A Very Michael Scott Take To Share With Us All
Once upon a time, Rainn Wilson was on the biggest show in America.
20 hrs ago
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Wow, Look At His Mouth. Tabs, Tues., June 16, 2026
Good morning, these are your tabs.
21 hrs ago
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Did Lesbian Witches Force This 'Pastors For Trump' House Candidate To Try To Sex Up A Beauty Queen?
And Trump just endorsed him AGAIN.
Jun 15
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All Hail Great Leader's Concept Of A Framework Of An Iran Peace Deal! (It Is Not A Deal)
Two weeks. This next brief period of time. Greatest deal in history.
Jun 15
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Pete Hegseth Fails 'Face The Nation' Appearance Like Common Field Sobriety Test
We watch so you never have to.
Jun 15
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Oiled-Up, Half-Naked Men Entertain President On 80th Birthday
And Dom was there.
Jun 15
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Republicans Missed A Huge Opportunity In Los Angeles
And they’re still too busy whining to notice.
Jun 15
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History's Biggest Dorks. Tabs., Mon., June 15, 2026
No, we're not laughing with you.
Jun 15
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