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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Matcha Sake Tonic!
Very Asian, very green, very tasty.
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Boneless Wings: Now Neither Wings Nor Boneless
The Ohio Supreme Court determined a man should have expected a bone in his *boneless* wings.
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Boneless Wings: Now Neither Wings Nor Boneless
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NY DA: Covering Up Boning A Porn Star Not An Official Presidential Act, ACTUALLY
Trump can make sad eyes all he wants, but those NY 34 felony counts probably aren’t going anywhere
7 hrs ago
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NY DA: Covering Up Boning A Porn Star Not An Official Presidential Act, ACTUALLY
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Laughing, Non-Procreative Sex, Rainbows And Kittens Are Top GOP Concerns. Could Sunshine And Puppies Be Next?
Why do they hate everything nice?
8 hrs ago
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Laughing, Non-Procreative Sex, Rainbows And Kittens Are Top GOP Concerns. Could Sunshine And Puppies Be Next?
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Burn It All Down. Burn It Down To The Ground
Pull up a rug, it's Wonkette storytime.
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Which Libraries Are Under Siege Today? (All Of Them, Katie)
Texas lawman really wanted to arrest librarians; Idaho libraries and parents fight back.
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Doktor Zoom
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Which Libraries Are Under Siege Today? (All Of Them, Katie)
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For Some Reason, CNN Only Now Saying Economic Recovery Is 'Historic'
Took them historically long to get there.
11 hrs ago
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Doktor Zoom
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For Some Reason, CNN Only Now Saying Economic Recovery Is 'Historic'
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Kim Davis Is BACK Y'all And She's Coming For Your Marriage And Maybe Your Sex!
Other people having sex and birth control violate her religious liberties too!
12 hrs ago
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Marcie Jones
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Kim Davis Is BACK Y'all And She's Coming For Your Marriage And Maybe Your Sex!
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Trump Officially Pulls Out Of Deba-WK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK!
Whatever Chrissy Teigen said about Trump, we forget.
12 hrs ago
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Evan Hurst
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The First Girl Emerges. Tabs, Fri., July 26, 2024
Morning news roundup!
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Kamala Harris Ad Very Good! Trump 'Fox & Friends' Appearance Very Person Woman Shark Battery Hannibal Lecter!
Compare and contrast.
Jul 25
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Evan Hurst
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Kamala Harris Ad Very Good! Trump 'Fox & Friends' Appearance Very Person Woman Shark Battery Hannibal Lecter!
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Guess News Organizations Shouldn't Have Fired All Their Fact-Checkers, Huh?
Media really fucked the couch on this one.
Jul 25
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