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Trump Canadian Tariff Tantrum And Canadian Wildfire Tantrum Not Same Tantrum, He Swears

Donald Trump can have two entirely unrelated tantrums at Canada at once.

8 hrs ago • Doktor Zoom

'Dollar Store Gooning': The Worst Possible Hobby Has Men Committing Sexual Assault For Fun And Profit

10 hrs ago • Robyn Pennacchia

Tom Homan Just Wants To Buy Milk And Destroy Families Without Getting Yelled At

11 hrs ago • Gary Legum

Whatcha Goin' To Russia For, Kash?

13 hrs ago • Evan Hurst

Where Is It That The Manosphere Is Working Out For Anyone?

What is wrong with these men?

16 hrs ago • Robyn Pennacchia

Everyone Is Controlled By Cuba! Tabs, Tues., July 21, 2026

Have you checked to see if you are controlled by Cuba lately?

17 hrs ago • Evan Hurst

Grotesque Charlie Kirk Statue To Perhaps Spend Years Getting Sh*t On By Times Square Pigeons

Seems appropriate.

Jul 20 • Gary Legum

Trump Went To World Cup, Got Booed Because Entire Planet Hates Him

Any publicity is good publicity.

Jul 20 • Gary Legum

Manly Man Andrew Tate Arrested In Florida, In Man Capris And A Purple Man Blouse

For rape and charges 'relating to indecent images of a child.'

Jul 20 • Robyn Pennacchia

How Many A-Holes Can You Fit In The Sunday Shows? A Lot, Apparently.

We watch so you never have to!

Jul 20 • Michael Mora

Maria Bartiromo Can’t Figure Out How Iran Still Fighting, If Dear Leader Is Telling Truth?

No, she is not so close to getting it.

Jul 20 • Evan Hurst

¡España! Tabs, Mon., July 20, 2026

Jul 20 • Evan Hurst

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