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Supreme Court Deigns To Let America Vote By Mail. For Now.
The Court could have done this weeks ago, of course.
 • Doktor Zoom
Florida About To Elect Pro-Slavery Charlottesville Marcher Who Wants To Kill Gay People
And yet, somehow, no one has ‘denounced’ or ‘condemned’ him.
 • Robyn Pennacchia
AI Is Going To Kill Us All, Say People Trying To Sell Us On AI
Techbro dipshits with God complexes are crashing out on main, news at 11.
 • Brooke Binkowski
Jumbo! Tabs, Tues., Sept. 15, 2026
We watched a movie with an elephant named Jumbo in it.
 • Evan Hurst
Kansas GOP Sen. Roger Marshall Lustily Booed During Debate, For Sucking
Nothing wrong with Kansas from where we’re sitting.
 • Gary Legum
Are We About To See The ‘Cancel Culturification’ Of AI Criticism?
The ‘Are critics going TOO FAR?’ articles are coming. We don’t need to go along with it.
 • Robyn Pennacchia
Russians’ Disproportionate Share Of Trump Assets Includes Don Jr.’s Wedding Now
What’s a couple of hundred thousand more between friends?
 • Gary Legum
Mike Johnson And The Sunday Shows Ensh*ttify America Together
We watch so you never have to.
 • Michael Mora
The Hurricanes Had Tears In Their Eyes And Said ‘Sir! Sir!’ But Dear Leader Trump Stopped Them!
Blessings be, under his eye!
 • Evan Hurst
Seven Mondays To Go. Tabs, Mon., Sept. 14, 2026
That’s how many until the midterms!
 • Evan Hurst
Let The Nice Times Roll
What song does this reference? Answer at the end.
 • ziggywiggy
Those Cakes We Like ... Are Taking A Midnight Plane To Georgia
No, not the State. This is an MTG free zone.
 • CakesWeLike
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