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Trump's UFC Bouncy House Battle Brawl Saved America, Triggered Libs. VICTORY!

The night's big winner, on seeing a copy of the Declaration of Independence: 'Their language was different. I’m not smart enough to read that.'

12 hrs ago • Doktor Zoom

JD Vance Has New Book To Convince You He Isn't A Shameless And Thirsty Political Hack

You really have to wonder if his ghostwriter found it to be worth the paycheck.

14 hrs ago • Gary Legum

Republican AGs Demand EPA Protect Women From (Non-Existent) Abortion Water Danger

16 hrs ago • Robyn Pennacchia

Kash Patel Singlehandedly Thwarted Attack On Trump’s UFC Bouncy House Birthday Party!

Whatta man whatta man whatta mighty good man.

18 hrs ago • Evan Hurst

Dwight From 'The Office' Has A Very Michael Scott Take To Share With Us All

Once upon a time, Rainn Wilson was on the biggest show in America.

20 hrs ago • Robyn Pennacchia

Wow, Look At His Mouth. Tabs, Tues., June 16, 2026

Good morning, these are your tabs.

21 hrs ago • Evan Hurst

Did Lesbian Witches Force This 'Pastors For Trump' House Candidate To Try To Sex Up A Beauty Queen?

And Trump just endorsed him AGAIN.

Jun 15 • Robyn Pennacchia

All Hail Great Leader's Concept Of A Framework Of An Iran Peace Deal! (It Is Not A Deal)

Two weeks. This next brief period of time. Greatest deal in history.

Jun 15 • Doktor Zoom

Pete Hegseth Fails 'Face The Nation' Appearance Like Common Field Sobriety Test

We watch so you never have to.

Jun 15 • Michael Mora

Oiled-Up, Half-Naked Men Entertain President On 80th Birthday

And Dom was there.

Jun 15 • Dominic Gwinn

Republicans Missed A Huge Opportunity In Los Angeles

And they’re still too busy whining to notice.

Jun 15 • Ali Davis

History's Biggest Dorks. Tabs., Mon., June 15, 2026

No, we're not laughing with you.

Jun 15 • Evan Hurst

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