Archive - Wonkette

Alberta Sees A Recall For The Ages

Premier Danielle Smith added to growing list of unloved MLAs.

7 hrs ago • Andrew Fleming

Wonkette Movie Night: Krampus

'Where's the nog? I need to get merry.'

22 hrs ago • ziggywiggy

A Mighty Wind: Judge Blows Down Trump's Dumb Executive Order Against Wind Energy

Gone with the breeze, it is.

Dec 13 • Doktor Zoom

Pentagon, Wingnut Press Band Together To Hide Their Erotic Reading Material

No wonder Pentagon bathrooms keep running out of Kleenex.

Dec 13 • Gary Legum

It Doesn't Seem Like The *Best* Day To Celebrate National Ice Cream Day

Thankfully it is also Hot Cocoa Day, which feels much more appropriate.

Dec 13 • Robyn Pennacchia

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Loaded For Pear!

A pear martini with actual pears in it. Who would have thought?

Dec 12 • Matthew Hooper

Senate Republicans Kill ACA Subsidies Bill, Don't Care Whether You Live Or Die As Long As You Don't Have An Abortion

They tried to pass their own bill, which was not very good or helpful.

Dec 12 • Robyn Pennacchia

Letitia James Not Indicted Again, That'll Teach Her To Continue Not Being Criminal

This round unsurprisingly goes to the New York Attorney General.

Dec 12 • Gary Legum

Kilmar Abrego Garcia Out Of Jail, Not Out On Bail, And That's The Way It Goes!

Pissed off judge is PIIIIISSSSSED.

Dec 12 • Doktor Zoom

Sartorially Challenged Elon Musk Would Like To Share His Thoughts On Fashion With You

Once again, there is a reason we don't let the Right do art.

Dec 12 • Robyn Pennacchia

Telling Donald Trump To F*ck Off Is Fun And Easy! Just Ask Indiana Republicans.

The emperor has no dick.

Dec 12 • Evan Hurst

We Got Your Intangible Cultural Heritage Hanging! Tabs, Fri., Dec. 12, 2025

Morning news roundup!

Dec 12 • Rebecca Schoenkopf

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