Archive - Wonkette

Trump Tries To Lure Canada Into Fish Fiasco

Let’s Go Brandon Road Interbasin Project!

4 hrs ago • Andrew Fleming

Wonkette Movie Night: Them!

'And there shall be destruction and darkness come upon creation, and the beasts shall reign over the earth.'

19 hrs ago • ziggywiggy

More Mystery At Zorro Ranch!

If petroglyphs could talk.

Mar 14 • Marcie Jones

Idaho House Passes Bill Forcing Schools To Out Trans Kids So Parents Can Disown Them

No 'aiding or abetting' of boys with long hair or girls wearing dungarees, either.

Mar 14 • Doktor Zoom

Pete (Hic!) Hegseth Dreams Of Day When He Can Murder Thousands Without Reporters Making A Whole Big Thing Of It

He also dreams of a whiskey back with a vodka stinger. Lots of 'em.

Mar 14 • Gary Legum

Happy Pi Day! Go Recite Some Pi Or Eat Some Pie, Your Choice!

We will take the pie.

Mar 14 • Robyn Pennacchia

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Irish Whiskey!

Neat. Of course. With some Guinness. There is still some civilization left in the world.

Mar 13 • Matthew Hooper

Oil Futures Bleak!

But we'll all have sexy legs from biking?

Mar 13 • Marcie Jones

Racist Buffoon Brent Bozell Predictably Buffooning Around New Job As Ambassador To South Africa

Barely off the plane and already pissing off his hosts.

Mar 13 • Gary Legum

Right-Wing Women Discover Misogyny Not As Fun As They Thought Part 378,272,347,230,326

The red pill, it turns out, is filled with rat poison.

Mar 13 • Robyn Pennacchia

Ron DeSantis Wants To Remind You He's Still A Horrible Bigoted Autocrat

New law lets governor remove local elected officials for 'promoting' Pride or DEI.

Mar 13 • Doktor Zoom

Guy Who Thinks AI Will Put Democratic Bitches In Their Place Looks Like This

These creeps are just saying the quiet parts louder and louder.

Mar 13 • Evan Hurst

#nojs-banner { position: fixed; bottom: 0; left: 0; padding: 16px 16px 16px 32px; width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background: red; color: white; font-family: -apple-system, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol"; font-size: 13px; line-height: 13px; } #nojs-banner a { color: inherit; text-decoration: underline; } This site requires JavaScript to run correctly. Please turn on JavaScript or unblock scripts