Archive - Wonkette

US Attorney Boxwine Harassing Lawmakers Who Reminded Troops Of Duty To Defy Illegal Orders

She gonna raid their houses, see if they got any pocket Constitutions or liquor lying about?

9 hrs ago • Evan Hurst

When Will US Invade Greenland? What Channel Is Greenland Invasion On? Where Can I Get 'Invade Greenland' T-Shirts?

AI slop T-shirts are already out there, and they suck.

11 hrs ago • Doktor Zoom

Texas Happy To Send Taxpayer Money To Religious Schools, Just Not Yours.

They're blocking Muslim schools, in case that wasn't obvious.

13 hrs ago • Doktor Zoom

Well Of Course They're Raiding The Washington Post! Did Jeff Bezos Think They Would Do *Not That*?

A bad new low, man.

14 hrs ago • Marcie Jones

Ilhan Omar Vs. MyPillow Idiot Lady 'Reporter'. PLACE YR BETS.

Would you like to see something that isn't horrible?

15 hrs ago • Evan Hurst

Get Right Out Of Our Faces With This 'The ICE Officer Had Internal Bleeding' Crap

How are you going to have internal bleeding when the car did not touch you?

16 hrs ago • Robyn Pennacchia

You're Soaking In It! Tabs, Thurs., Jan. 15, 2026

Morning news roundup and things to read!

18 hrs ago • Rebecca Schoenkopf

Pam Bondi And Lindsey Halligan Say Judges Not Their Real Dad, Cannot Tell Them What To Do

New law filing from the law knowers just dropped.

Jan 14 • Evan Hurst

Minnesota, Illinois Sue To Get Noem's Ghouls Out Of Their States

And protestors also suing to make them cut the shit.

Jan 14 • Marcie Jones

Hey, If You Want To 'Treat' Your Autistic Kid With Dangerous Snake Oil Cures, That Is Fine By The FDA

Please do not actually give your kid bleach or raw camel milk.

Jan 14 • Robyn Pennacchia

Hillary Clinton May Finally Get Lock-Her-Upped For Refusing Stupid Subpoena From Dipsh*t James Comer

Hell yes, and welcome to the resistance, guys.

Jan 14 • Doktor Zoom

Treas Sec Does NOT SEE Why We Let Poor People Send Money To Families Back Home!

Welcome to Donthoritarian capitadism!

Jan 14 • Marcie Jones

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