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If It Wasn't For Bad Faith They'd Have No Faith At All
Denny Carter's here, everyone say hey!
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Woman On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown. Tabs, Thurs., Jan. 29, 2026
Morning news roundup and things to read!
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Vizier Tom Homan Presents Regime’s Demands To Occupied State
Trump gropes for an honorable TACO.
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Trump Administration Demands To Know Why All These Nazis Keep Sucking Its C*ck
'Fuck yeah, we're the baddies. What's it to ya?'
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Did Tim Walz Do ANTISEMITISMS To Anne Frank? USA Today Investigates!
How far the Motel 6's newspaper of record has fallen.
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ICE Director Todd Lyons Maybe Gotta Tell It To The Judge
Judge epically sick of Todd’s crap!
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Deranged Trump Loser Assaults Ilhan Omar, F*ck Off About How 'Both Sides Do It'
Fuck ALL the way off.
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The Softer Side Of ICE. Tabs, Wed., Jan. 28, 2026
Morning news roundup and things to read!
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How Is Donald Trump Ruining Every Sporting Event On Earth Today?
He can't go to the Super Bowl because it's too far for his old rotting bones. Meanwhile, there's finally a real conversation about boycotting the World…
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Minnesota Dems Ready To Make 2026 Senate And Governor's Races Their Bovino, We Mean Bitch
Tina Smith's retiring, and Goopers thought 'fraud' might put the seat in play. Hmmm.
Jan 27
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Largest Federal Workers Union Demands Noem And Miller Resign, Members Demand They Stop Representing Border Patrol
An injury to one is an injury to all.
Jan 27
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Trump Threatens 100 Percent Tariffs And Fighter Jet Flyovers For Canada
Is it TACO Tuesday yet?
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