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We’re Not Liveblogging The Republican Debate
"Fuck that shit," explained Wonkette.
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Trump's Lawyers Seem Kinda Scared Of What's About To Happen To Him
Bad days getting badder.
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Evan Hurst
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John Fetterman, Senate Dems Gonna Wipe Out 'Student Lunch Debt,' Give Everybody Eat
'Lunch debt' wasn't a thing when I was a kid. They just fed everyone. Weird!
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Doktor Zoom
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Trump Just Got The 'Corporate Death Penalty' In New York, And It Is HI-LARIOUS.
If they can do it to him, they can do it to you!
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Evan Hurst
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Florida School District Orders Librarians To Purge All Books With LGBTQ+ Characters
No guidance on characters you're merely 'pretty sure about.'
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Doktor Zoom
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Surprise, Dallas Voters, The Democratic Mayor You Elected Is A Republican Now!
Another corrupt bait-and-switch.
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Stephen Robinson
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Democrat Henry Cuellar Knows What ‘Border Crisis’ Needs: For Him To Go On Fox News And Bash Biden
Only Secretary Mayor Pete should try.
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Stephen Robinson
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Kyrsten Sinema's Totally Real Not At All Made Up Perfect Plan For FLAWLESS VICTORY
Go! Bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
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Stephen Robinson
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House GOP Might Consider Funding Government If You'll Let Them Watch Some Poor Kids Starve
These people are terrible.
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Stephen Robinson
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Eric Trump Will Tweet Zillow Porn Until Mean Judge Agrees Saudi Arabia Could Buy Trump Trash Palace For One Billion Dollars
It's not so much a defense as an admission.
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Evan Hurst
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A Medieval French Skeleton Is Rewriting the History of Syphilis! Tabs, Wed., Sept. 27, 2023
So ... yeah! Morning news roundup!
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Rebecca Schoenkopf
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Cassidy Hutchinson Says Trump Sang Along To 'Hang Mike Pence' Chants Like It Was The Damn Wiggles
Plus DRUDGE SIRENS Matt Gaetz is gross.
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Evan Hurst
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