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SPLC Politely Tells Judge That Trump DOJ Is Full Of Sh*t And Lies
What an absolute pain in the ass this all is for the good guys. But then again, that's the point.
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Anti-Abortion Republican Demonstrates That Medical Procedures Sound Gross When Described In Great Detail
And yet, that does not mean that it should be legal to harass people outside abortion clinics!
5 hrs ago
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Robyn Pennacchia
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Nice Florida Redistricting Scheme You Got Here, Shame If Democracy Were To Happen To It
Sure would be funny if this scheme backfires.
7 hrs ago
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Doktor Zoom
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LIVE: How Will Hegseth Von Sh*tfaced Embarrass Himself And The US Military Today?
We'd suggest counting the ways with a drinking game but that could trigger our darling WAR secretary.
9 hrs ago
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Evan Hurst
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Kash Patel Spent 11 [Hic!] Months Investigating Comey’s MURDERRRRR Seashells
James Comey seashells shesells by the ... wait! Let KA$H start again, ossifer, KA$H wasn't ready. Shomey sells James sells by ... shit! Stupid, KA$H…
10 hrs ago
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Evan Hurst
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Damage Done. Tabs, Wed., April 29, 2026
Morning news roundup and things to read!
12 hrs ago
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Rebecca Schoenkopf
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Trump EEOC Scrambling To Find Actual White Male Victims Of Discrimination
Perhaps they were just an urban legend after all.
Apr 28
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Robyn Pennacchia
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UK's King Charles III, Queen Camilla Arrive To Charm Trump Into Being Less Of Daft Prat
Maybe even for four whole days!
Apr 28
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Marcie Jones
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Come, Let Us Celebrate What A Sh*tty Few Days Bari Weiss Has Had
Knocking it out of the park, along with her star anchor Tony who's just as bad at this as she is!
Apr 28
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Evan Hurst
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You Are Not Ready For Trump And Iran And Whatever The F*ck THIS Was
It's gonna explode any minute now!
Apr 28
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Marcie Jones
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President Trump Demands ABC Fire Jimmy Kimmel. No, This Is Not From Last September.
It's a whole new thing.
Apr 28
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Nobody Loves Raymond's Wife. Tabs, Tues., Apr. 28, 2026
Shut up, MAGA.
Apr 28
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Evan Hurst
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