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deNetherland's avatar

hey where was his glass of water?

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Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

republicans man....

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

From here, it looks as tho the toaster may be smarter than Candidate Rubio.

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

Or, "I dunno - I'm not very smart". That would at least give him points for honesty.

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

So scientists are evil?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Rubio: "I can't answer that because I am not a scientist a historian able to parse a simple question a sentient being.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

still funny after all these years...

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... or the breakup of Menudo even...

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RevZafod's avatar

I gotta say, most of the yahoos these dipsticks are pandering to think Iran is about the size of the next county over. I was with the 101st Airborne 1st Brigade in 2/320th Field Artillery in April 1964 on Exercise Delawar [Farsi for "Courageous"], and that country is fukin' HUGE and sparsely populated and a LOT of the people would resist an invasion because they're proud of their heritage of the Persian Empire and Darius and Xerxes, and all that. Most 'Murrican idiots don't consider that countries they want to invade have lots more history beyond the 239 years of the US. There's a saying that in Europe 100 miles is a long way and in the US 100 years is a long time. This country has increasingly been on the way to a bunch of dumb-fucks all my life of 74 years. Most Wonketteers excepted. Wonketeers, enjoy my lawn. All the rest, get the fuck off it.

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sw19womble #militantcentrist's avatar

How do you know it expands the rights of workers globally, or even sells off part of North Dakota in return for a plate of hobo beans, if nobody outside Congress is allowed to read it, and then those that do, aren't allowed to tell you?

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sw19womble #militantcentrist's avatar

Drowning government in a bath libel!!!!!!!!!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

The warmongers that lifelong failure surrounded hisself with.

But that's okay, dude, you're the Decider. Not the Questioner. Not the Investigator. Not the Truth Digger Upper.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

They don't allow comments, either.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I kinda like Malcolm X John Lennon, or Che Sandino Vladimirovich Un.

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riledupone's avatar

His cheque was late?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

What part of Mission Accomplished don't you understand, hippie?

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