Republican Florida Man Marco Rubio "is not a scientist, man," but that doesn't preclude him from knowing exactly what we must do to combat the spread of Ebola.
Are we sure he&#039;s <i>not</i> a puppy-sized spider, disguised as an entitled, derpy wanker for an undercover expose of the bizarre social dynamics of <i>home sapiens</i> (subspecies <i>Dimbulbus Americanus</i>)?
Let&#039;s start by repealing Wet Foot/Dry Foot and repatriate all Cuban refugees before they bring Ebola here. What about all those Cuban spies hiding under everyone&#039;s bed, Marco, you little twerp.
Eureka, a solution! Some very smart person in Nigeria has invented an Ebola Scanner. Just like those you see in the Nigerian airports: <a href="http://www.nairaland.com/18..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.nairaland.com/1871792/infrared-thermom...">http://www.nairaland.com/18...
We could stop the spread of Ebola entirely by trying to schedule it for a vote in Congress.
And of course the Canadian gov&#039;t is starting entrance screening for Ebola as of now.
Oh, but invading Iraq was highly effective....at bolstering the bottom lines of Haliburton and other defense contractors.
Sure, if it will <strike>get him re-elected</strike> save lives.
Are we sure he&#039;s <i>not</i> a puppy-sized spider, disguised as an entitled, derpy wanker for an undercover expose of the bizarre social dynamics of <i>home sapiens</i> (subspecies <i>Dimbulbus Americanus</i>)?
Rubiola.
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On the plus side, Congress doesn&#039;t do anything, so this won&#039;t go anywhere.
Also, LOL at the &quot;Republican Florida Man&quot; line. Can we vote Florida out yet?
How about banning cars? That should prevent a few hundred deaths a week.
Sure. And when the U.K. or France tells us to sod off about enforcing these restrictions? What&#039;s the plan then, Senator Nincompoop?
Let&#039;s start by repealing Wet Foot/Dry Foot and repatriate all Cuban refugees before they bring Ebola here. What about all those Cuban spies hiding under everyone&#039;s bed, Marco, you little twerp.
Is Rubio Spanish for rube?
Doesn&#039;t Ebola make you thirsty? Reeeeeallly thirsty?
Rubio is peer reviewed. His peers live in Westchester, Hialeah, Sweetwater, etc. and Marcolito gets rave reviews from them.
Well now you&#039;re just being ridiculous.