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Eureka, a solution! Some very smart person in Nigeria has invented an Ebola Scanner. Just like those you see in the Nigerian airports: <a href="http://www.nairaland.com/18..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.nairaland.com/1871792/infrared-thermom...">http://www.nairaland.com/18...

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We could stop the spread of Ebola entirely by trying to schedule it for a vote in Congress.

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And of course the Canadian gov't is starting entrance screening for Ebola as of now.

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Oh, but invading Iraq was highly effective....at bolstering the bottom lines of Haliburton and other defense contractors.

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Sure, if it will <strike>get him re-elected</strike> save lives.

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Are we sure he's <i>not</i> a puppy-sized spider, disguised as an entitled, derpy wanker for an undercover expose of the bizarre social dynamics of <i>home sapiens</i> (subspecies <i>Dimbulbus Americanus</i>)?

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Rubiola.

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On the plus side, Congress doesn't do anything, so this won't go anywhere.

Also, LOL at the "Republican Florida Man" line. Can we vote Florida out yet?

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How about banning cars? That should prevent a few hundred deaths a week.

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Sure. And when the U.K. or France tells us to sod off about enforcing these restrictions? What's the plan then, Senator Nincompoop?

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Let's start by repealing Wet Foot/Dry Foot and repatriate all Cuban refugees before they bring Ebola here. What about all those Cuban spies hiding under everyone's bed, Marco, you little twerp.

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Is Rubio Spanish for rube?

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Doesn't Ebola make you thirsty? Reeeeeallly thirsty?

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Rubio is peer reviewed. His peers live in Westchester, Hialeah, Sweetwater, etc. and Marcolito gets rave reviews from them.

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Well now you're just being ridiculous.

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