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Anyone celebrating Mardi Gras in Boston this year? I hear it's gonna be lit!

Word is they're gonna make the tea extra strong, even if it means they won't be able to get a 4th pot off the same leaves. Also, too - maybe some extra currants in the scones.

Off the hook y'all!!!!

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Will other countries refer to it as the Stupid Variant?

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I'm assuming "fuck it, it's Mardi Gras" means "Open Thread"

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Corona-Florikota; Hecho en... Trumpistan

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Patriot CoronaPatriotrona Patrona Patron Drink!

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I was wondering who wrote this post until I saw the word weenus. Hai, Evan!

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I take this as there are now more conservatives who are embarrassed to identify as Republicans, but who still wouldn’t be caught dead voting for anyone but a Republican. There’s always been a significant number of libertarian douchebags and “nah, brah, I transcend labels” independents who are Republicans in everything but name.

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