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Manny Bothans's avatar

“We don’t get to go home and spend more time with our families, our friends*”

* Friends used in a theoretical sense

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Manny Bothans's avatar

“We actually are personally sympathetic to those members of Congress who say the $174,000 salary isn't so hot, considering how expensive DC is.”

-Get fucked.Love,DC area teachers.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

What friends? I’m sure her neighbors are terrified of her, having seen her consume live, whole puppies more than once.

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whatwhomever's avatar

The cruelty complaining is the point.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

this job is so demanding, it’s turned into practically year-round.“These brats today just don’t want to work! It’s called a JOB, freeloaders. I blame Brandon, just giving everybody Chinese socialist money!”-MTG constituent

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DLZebub's avatar

Nepo Baby has to work for once

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TexasDumb's avatar

I read that as "theatrical" and it still works.

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DLZebub's avatar

Yeah, but they are supposed to have at least an apartment in their district, and pay for travel back and forth constantly.

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DemoCat 🐈🌊⚖️'s avatar

We don’t enjoy having you, Madge.

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GhostOfTheUnknownBiden's avatar

Yeah. I made a whole lot more money being at the beck & call of corporate assholes too, but you don't hear me whining about it on loser podcasts. Sleeping with a clean soul is priceless.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

So ... has the salary for the post decreased since she started running for it? And only now has she realized the shocking truth?

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The_Shadout_Mapes's avatar

Her joining Congress and the resulting media coverage of her arglebargle has made my life miserable, too!

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Colbert Thorenson's avatar

Btw- I believe Greene is actually from Unmarked Grave, Georgia which is the seat of Klavern County. Owl Fart is in Maine.

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Matt the Hoople's avatar

Working remotely could save alot of tax payer dollars...as well as make that 'measly' 174,000 go a little further. Keep you more in touch with your voters, too. Buuuuttt...It's really all about the juvenile stunts. How would you get to do those? Seeing the sh!tty, uninformed job you do on a daily basis...Stormy deserved more money. Your a ready-made Simpson character.

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popebuck1's avatar

Maybe she could "quiet quit."

I know, I know. We should be so lucky.

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Erala Contratista's avatar

Family used in the past tense

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