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“We don’t get to go home and spend more time with our families, our friends*”

* Friends used in a theoretical sense

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“We actually are personally sympathetic to those members of Congress who say the $174,000 salary isn't so hot, considering how expensive DC is.”

-Get fucked.Love,DC area teachers.

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What friends? I’m sure her neighbors are terrified of her, having seen her consume live, whole puppies more than once.

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The cruelty complaining is the point.

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this job is so demanding, it’s turned into practically year-round.“These brats today just don’t want to work! It’s called a JOB, freeloaders. I blame Brandon, just giving everybody Chinese socialist money!”-MTG constituent

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Nepo Baby has to work for once

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I read that as "theatrical" and it still works.

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Yeah, but they are supposed to have at least an apartment in their district, and pay for travel back and forth constantly.

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We don’t enjoy having you, Madge.

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Yeah. I made a whole lot more money being at the beck & call of corporate assholes too, but you don't hear me whining about it on loser podcasts. Sleeping with a clean soul is priceless.

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So ... has the salary for the post decreased since she started running for it? And only now has she realized the shocking truth?

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Her joining Congress and the resulting media coverage of her arglebargle has made my life miserable, too!

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Btw- I believe Greene is actually from Unmarked Grave, Georgia which is the seat of Klavern County. Owl Fart is in Maine.

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Working remotely could save alot of tax payer dollars...as well as make that 'measly' 174,000 go a little further. Keep you more in touch with your voters, too. Buuuuttt...It's really all about the juvenile stunts. How would you get to do those? Seeing the sh!tty, uninformed job you do on a daily basis...Stormy deserved more money. Your a ready-made Simpson character.

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Maybe she could "quiet quit."

I know, I know. We should be so lucky.

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Family used in the past tense

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