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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Marshall Law? Peter or Penny?

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I saw a meme that said that Mark Meadows' phone was everything Republicans wished Hunter Biden's laptop was.

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Jus_Wonderin's avatar

It seems to me that her kind of sarcasm could be dangerous to...herself.

Because this shit pisses me off!

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Psst! Turn that camera this way. I know who really wanted it.

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After you've decided to purchase a device of that nature from the store I go to, they take it out of the packaging, insert batteries, and test it before ringing it up. That shit's not returnable.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

She's very rapidly falling into a very exclusive category formerly filled by Donald Trump alone as a human being with absolutely no redeeming qualities.

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I wonder if she filed for divorce right after meeting Lauren Boebert's husband and seeing what she was missing.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Fuck Abby and die spambot!

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Wookie Monster's avatar

She means they would have hanged Mike Pence and a few others.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

We should start referring to her as “Speaker Greene” because 1) she’s really going to be the one running the circus and 2) it will really, really piss off Kevin.

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lmurr's avatar

Everyone should send her a butt plug for Christmas. Baby Jesus would approve.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

who knows they have crossed a line

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Tosca's avatar

Maybe we should insist she define "armed", the same way DeSantis's lawyers had to define "woke".

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Tosca's avatar

Schrödinger's asshole; that person who says awful shit, then decides whether they were "joking" or not by the reaction of others.

Narrator: they weren't joking. They're never joking. They just don't have the intestinal fortitude to stand by their awfulness.

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Brian Bixby's avatar

And all the leftover lube from the Malheur Reserve occupation.

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