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DDB9000's avatar

Her fish tank IS her front load washer...

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DDB9000's avatar

She watches MTV for the music videos!they rarely show any now

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Yes, it takes stupid to attract stupid, I guess.

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Magnus's avatar

They're everywhere! 😎

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dan gerene's avatar

She actually was on her own laptop looking for evidence of sex toy sales and caught the reflection in the screen of her TV.

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BillyJoe JimBob's avatar

First it was microwaves and now smart TVs?What's next, Air Fryers???. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Andacar's avatar

Although it's more fun to use both.

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Brad Granath's avatar

2600Hz

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marxalot's avatar

This is one of those "blanket statements in case I turn up dead and They say that it was Health Concern but I don't have that!" things, isn't it? She thinks that They are actively entering the endgame of their plan to Get Her, so she wants to be real clear: don't believe it when they tell you it was heart failure, she didn't even have a heart!

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Sandi's avatar

Yes. Plausible that a neighbor was trying to cast from his laptop, cleverly named "Joe's laptop", and picked the incorrect obscure device designation, e.g. 'xbr5065'. She saw the display 'connected Joe's laptop' and panicked.

Explaining this to her would be as painful as why I tried to explain to my elderly mom that the word 'mute' on her wireless phone display is merely a soft label for the button just below.

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The Phantom Cheese's avatar

Kools are menthol

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

what's really sad is that she thinks she is important enough to her movement/cause/party to be secretly assassinated by her opponents (whoever they are depending on who she is talking to)

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skatoolaki's avatar

From what I saw someone say on Twitter, she is saying all of this so that, in the case whoever is spying on her (Biden? Jews with space lasers?) assassinates her & tries to make it look like an accident, suicide, or random medical event, she's stated she isn't likely to have an accident, isn't suicidal, & is too healthy and unvaccinated to die in such a way (sidenote: I have read she IS very much vaccinated against covid).

Yes, it's that nutty and that stupid.

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skatoolaki's avatar

My vote is on toasters.

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skatoolaki's avatar

Mine likes to step on the Roomba and turn it on.

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