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anomie's avatar

Pretty much any actual resident of that trailer (or the roughly 1 million similar to it in NC) would've been immediately arrested for committing this type of voter fraud.

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Andacar's avatar

You know, there's a word for how these people are acting. Hypo... hypodermic? No. Hypo... hypochondriac? Something like that. What could it be?

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Starsky Hutch's avatar

I hear Republicans are looking for voter fraud cases to prosecute... please proceed.

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Selena60's avatar

Meadows is going with the "If I don't talk about it, it never happened" defense. Throw in some other voting hanky-panky and he'll probably walk away (again).

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John McLaughlin's avatar

Mark is so much above the average American that it might be difficult to understand his genius, his greatness. Important that we don't bother him with our laws. That goes for any of his relations too...familial, business, political. His wife shouldn't have to pay a price for voter fraud because that might interfere with Mark's business of getting Trump re-elected.

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Eve Examines 🐈‍⬛'s avatar

😡 Fucking ARREST them! It’s their only option, given that they can’t reverse time and not do that to Ms. Bratcher!!! 🤬

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gingermtgirl's avatar

The property it sits on?

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jomicur's avatar

See? Trump was right about voter fraud. He just, er, misspoke about which party committed it, that's all. Or,um, wait...oh I've got it, his words were taken out of context. Yeah, that's it, taken out of context. Or maybe something else. But he really was right, see?

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Wait.She signed his name and voted for him?This is beside the "we're gonna claim our vacay house is our real house" bit.

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Adam_Reith's avatar

Tinnn Roooof.......Rusted!!!

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Furiouser and furiouser's avatar

The dirt it’s on is worth that much.

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Retief of the CDT's avatar

Well, it's more of a hill than a mountain, but otherwise pleasant enough. I'm more fond of Highlands, personally.

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Chrome Diopside's avatar

Don't get my hopes up about any jail/prison time being included...

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Furiouser and furiouser's avatar

All of those things are correct. People who live in western NC year round call them Floridiots, and I’ve seen a bumper sticker that says “If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?”

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Chrome Diopside's avatar

I'm thinking that he can pull a Gov. Bob McConnell (or McDonnell, whatever it was). It goes like this: Come to courthouse, call out the press, ostentatiously wave your Bible around and offer some semblance of crocodile tears/repentance, get to the witness stand and then throw your wife under the bus. Because it's all HER fault and he just an innocent Christian man tempted by a harlot/jezebel.

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Chrome Diopside's avatar

A page out of the old Rovian playbook: Accuse the other party FIRST! of exactly what you are doing.

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