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Bel-Ami's avatar

HAHAHAHA. What a twat. To quote Beau: "I can tell you this, if any of my friends were ever like

this is a time this is a place and then stood up like they were feeling just super froggy and Bernie Sanders was able to hold them back and make them sit down, they would never hear the end of it- we would still be teasing that person about this to this day. If your intent is to show that you are just a super aggressive man and you're you're ready to go anywhere-even in the middle of this Senate hearing- maybe it's best that you don't allow Bernie Sanders to strong arm you back into your chair with words. It doesn't actually send the message that I think I I think that the senator might have been trying to send."

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Jim Parker's avatar

So, basically what rough, tough Markie Quark is telling the world is that he fights like a girl. Unless, of course, he's got his penis substitute bang-bangs.

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Oklahoma is definitely NOT OK.

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Charles  Schlotter's avatar

Yeah, he's a big, tough guy who can challenge keyboard warriors.

On a podcast.

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Buz 13's avatar

This whole thing is just bizarre. From his suggestion that they handle it like consenting adults, something I’ve often heard relating to matters like sex and never a fight (consenting adults? What do you have in mind Markwayne??), to his admission of being a biter, to his asking O’Brien out while flashing his piece on Twitter. It’s like homoerotic subtext from a 1950’s cowboy movie, only dumb.

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Charles  Schlotter's avatar

Thanks MarkWeenie, for revealing your entire strategy (bitey, bitey) and tactics (whining, mostly.)

You and Hannity should get together and compare your bragging macho bullshit and their actual results. In about March, 2025.

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Dogfather's avatar

US Senator Mar Kwayne Wassit, everybody. Sometimes one needs to throw hands to win a war of words.

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beb's avatar

Don't fuck with a teamster.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

The "standin' box" made my day. Another guy with small uh, parts trying to make up for that with attitude. Got almost choke-holded too many times during those fights, I guess.

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

The box thing is so bogus. Like false advertising. Guess he's got body image issues. I'm 6'2" and have been harassed by more than one short little dude. "It's not my fault you're afraid of tall guys!!" I never said ever, but should have.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. I'll refrain from saying what I'd like Markwayne to bite.

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Alternative Dog's avatar

In my experience, people with two first names for a first name are always problematic.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

MAGATs love to act like tough guys, but they really are just insecure, brittle little men.

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Garnet's avatar

Yes, he’s a petty man with an easily wounded ego, an oversized sense of importance, and a twisted sense how men illustrate strength. But, please, can we stop describing him and all of the other Republican males who suffer from the same deplorable personality defects with misogynistic stereotypes and imagery?

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Who did that? Did someone use the P-word?

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Garnet's avatar

“Does he also pull hair?” “Cat fight” image/stereotype

The man is despicable as he is. No need to use a stereotype used to denigrate females to amplify the obvious.

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RMKH's avatar

I bet he had Rock em Sock em Robots as a kid. Probably still does

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

I loved Rock em Sock em Robots when I was eight!

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

Just get him a pair of Rhonda Santis high-heeled GoGo boots. He will calm down quickly.

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zb23's avatar

thank goodness he is here to defend the honor of Oklahoman children that are given a plumbing business by their father and then have someone accurately point out that demonstrable fact in public.

there must be dozens of them that have been suffering for so long now.

speaking of children... even they know biting in a playground fight is a pathetic loser move. right up there with a kick in the balls. weird he'd actually brag about being a pathetic loser who fights dirty and think that makes him cool.

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