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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Regular muffins just would have been tacky. We can all agree on that.

malsperanza's avatar

I live near the NYC Firemen's Memorial. Today, as every Sept. 11, I woke to the sound of bagpipes playing Amazing Grace, and stopped by on the way to work to attend the reading of the names of the 343 firemen who died that day.

The greater the outrage and vengeful screaming twelve years ago, the greater the fatuity today.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/BUSH-ISWYDT_zpsa829cf66.jpg" target="_blank">ISWYTD.</a>

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the lesson is- keep your terrorists healthy and regular with a good bran muffin and they're not so grouchy and apt to fly a plane into a building

Vienna Woods's avatar

I've heard of trivializing important events before, but this takes the cake- or should I say muffin?

Joshua Norton's avatar

Mini muffins??? Cronuts or GTFO

Painter of Goats's avatar

Because everyone remembers the muffins they were eating that morning....or something.

schmannity's avatar

Better muffins than pancakes. Too soon?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I am anticipating a Trayvon Martin "Stand Your Ground Beef" burger special in the future.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

What about....wait for it....BLUEBERRY Crying Eagle Muffins?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

WHUT ABOUT BEN GHAZI???

Painter of Goats's avatar

People with non-emergencies?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!