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Anti-Social Socialist's avatar

I hope every person involved in this finds the result they deserve. That's the kindest thing I can think to say.

The_Shadout_Mapes's avatar

Y’all - all this joking about closets and latent sexuality is doing more harm than good. It plays right into the Right’s narrative that all of us LGBTQ+ are groomers and predators.

This man is an actual predator and his preferred victims are male. That does not necessarily make him gay. 96% of child rapists are male and of those, 76% are in heterosexual marriages.*

Men are much less likely to report sexual violence than women. Schlapp isn’t going after men in with equal power to his. He is going after campaign aides, interns, and the like. Men who are just starting in politics. Men who are more likely to fear for their jobs, their reputations, and repercussions than more politically established men.

My heart goes out to the victims, the ones who have bravely come forward, and the ones who can’t come forward but are bravely trying to heal and protect themselves, too.

*https://www.ywca.org/wp-content/uploads/WWV-CSA-Fact-Sheet-Final.pdf

The Horned Tulip God's avatar

I think the rule of thumb has been: for every woman who reports being assaulted, there are two other women who don't report it. One wonders what the numbers are for men :/

Charles  Schlotter's avatar

“I’m a man of God and I’m here to take you to my private rectory."

You misspelled "rectumry." Or was one of the puns you mercifully spared us?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

"...and the ACU’s own bookkeeping..."

When they start coming up with reasons you can't look at the books just now, it's time to start calling in the lawyers.

The Horned Tulip God's avatar

My guess is that's why this is popping back up into the spotlight. These people are comfortable turning a blind eye to sexual assault, but threaten their money and it's game over.

Tosca's avatar

I hope EVERYONE the creep's attacked come forward, and bury him.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. The jokes write themselves in this case.

Alternative Dog's avatar

It's interesting how these right wing organizations (NRA, CPAC/ACU, Project Veritas) keep imploding because their leaders are found to be grifting criminal conmen and/or sexually repressed abusers.

Charles  Schlotter's avatar

If I'm casting "Oklahoma," I choose O'Keefe for Curly. But Schlapp would be in the running for Judd Fry.

Let the magic of the stage happen!

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

That "the ACU's own bookkeeping" jumped out at me in that list of things he wasn't being transparent about.

BlueSpot's avatar

Aunt Slappy libeled. She's grumpy, but not conservative.

Mexfiles's avatar

"... backdoor negotiations..." Would I be showing my age, if I got in touch with my inner Bevis and/or Butthead?

Megan Macomber's avatar

You can't Schlapp that Schlapp down!

Nemo's avatar

Matt "Schlapp Happy" Schlapp was just doing what Jesus would do: "Get thee behind me, Satan!" (Matthew.16:23).

lmurr's avatar

"The offer from Schlapp was in the low six figures..."

It's probably best not to try to cheap out on these types of deals.

DJ Teetop's avatar

100 large for each inch

TakingAmes's avatar

Heh. “Back door negotiations” were what got Schlapp into all this trouble, eh?

Bagels of Doom's avatar

junk pummler gonna junk pummel

Celebrity Technical Writer's avatar

"...and the journalist was like LMAO I didn’t ask about money laundering, just “financial ties.” But ¡gracias!"

Austin: "I understand that cat's involved in big underground drills."

Alotta: "How did you know?!"

Austin: "I didn't, baby. You just told me."

Glennis Waterman's avatar

"Back door negotiations....!" LOL!