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200 newspapers called for Clinton to resign over a blowjob. How many newspapers have called for Dumpy to resign over this? None. Crickets.

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Trump would love to say he got us out of Afghanistan. Is Vladi trying to do him a favor? Those troops are after all peacekeepers, trying to safeguard a peace process, and that makes their deaths all the more senseless and tragic. . Did Trump ask him for that favor?

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or her racist husband

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They think Trump should confront Putin directly? You'd have a better chance of getting Pence to confront Trump directly.

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I don't know if I'm changing in my old age or just adjusting to the times we live in, but, when I heard the going price was $100,000 per soldier, I was genuinely surprised. I expected it to be around $10,000.

10k is a lot of money in a shithole country.

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Newspapers like traitors more than blowjobs. Weird, but obviously true.

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There will be an attempt at a shredding party of insane proportions. Remember who we're talking about here. You think this will be the one thing in four years they don't screw up?

Everyone working there has squirreled away all sorts of shit for their tell-alls, and Javanka won't have a clue how to deal with it.

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I bet he's pissed no one could figure out a way for him to wet his beak on the bounty deal.

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Spy Magazine sent refund checks out to prominent New Yorkers to see who would cash them. Each round was for progressively less money. The final round, for13 cents, was deposited by two people, Donald Trump and a Turkish arms dealer.

The amount it would cost to handle the accounting for that stupid deposit would far exceed the amount going into the bank.

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But, the administration formulates foreign policy.

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Didn't we abandon them to get slaughtered by the turkey guy?

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Maybe they're using it at Starbucks?

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Need more than a majority.

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Or Eric to confront daddy directly.

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google translate: Comrade Trump. I love it! I love it more than the youngest prostitute

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