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acchomplished's avatar

200 newspapers called for Clinton to resign over a blowjob. How many newspapers have called for Dumpy to resign over this? None. Crickets.

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george lastrapes's avatar

Trump would love to say he got us out of Afghanistan. Is Vladi trying to do him a favor? Those troops are after all peacekeepers, trying to safeguard a peace process, and that makes their deaths all the more senseless and tragic. . Did Trump ask him for that favor?

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

or her racist husband

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

They think Trump should confront Putin directly? You'd have a better chance of getting Pence to confront Trump directly.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I don't know if I'm changing in my old age or just adjusting to the times we live in, but, when I heard the going price was $100,000 per soldier, I was genuinely surprised. I expected it to be around $10,000.

10k is a lot of money in a shithole country.

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whatwhomever's avatar

Newspapers like traitors more than blowjobs. Weird, but obviously true.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

There will be an attempt at a shredding party of insane proportions. Remember who we're talking about here. You think this will be the one thing in four years they don't screw up?

Everyone working there has squirreled away all sorts of shit for their tell-alls, and Javanka won't have a clue how to deal with it.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I bet he's pissed no one could figure out a way for him to wet his beak on the bounty deal.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Spy Magazine sent refund checks out to prominent New Yorkers to see who would cash them. Each round was for progressively less money. The final round, for13 cents, was deposited by two people, Donald Trump and a Turkish arms dealer.

The amount it would cost to handle the accounting for that stupid deposit would far exceed the amount going into the bank.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

But, the administration formulates foreign policy.

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Tinwhiskers's avatar

Didn't we abandon them to get slaughtered by the turkey guy?

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Tinwhiskers's avatar

Maybe they're using it at Starbucks?

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Tinwhiskers's avatar

Need more than a majority.

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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

Or Eric to confront daddy directly.

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Tinwhiskers's avatar

google translate: Comrade Trump. I love it! I love it more than the youngest prostitute

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