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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

Nothing but gristle all the way through.

Wookie Monster's avatar

At least until republicans pass a bill that says cheese is too good for poor people and bars them from receiving government cheese.

Jeffery Campbell's avatar

Donald Trump - this is your legacy. May this never be OT: https://www.nytimes.com/202...

mrpuma2u's avatar

My Grandma gave me some a couple times, she couldn't eat it all. I was in college, and was the Nacho king for a couple of weeks.

tiredsucker's avatar

"Why does Washington care more about a communist regime than it does about its own citizens?"

Because the head of the government in DC (Trump) owes HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS to Chinese banks. Personal debts, not national debt. Do I need to draw you a picture jackass?

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Yeah, now, after decades of sending our middle class jobs to strengthen a Communist regime, and borrowing obscene amounts of money from Chinese banks, NOW we're gonna bitch about mean ol' unfair China? TOO LATE ASSHOLES!

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Even the goats won't eat it.

Enter Ranting's avatar

What half a trillion? I don't see any half a trillion.

insert_something_creative's avatar

Why is Washington protecting the Chinese? Why am I allowed to legally pursue an American citizen or company, but the Chinese government is off-limits? Why does Washington care more about a communist regime than it does about its own citizens?

Given when the law was passed, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that it's because the government knows if they opened up the floodgates to sue to the Chinese government (or any government), it would similarly open up the U.S. government to lawsuits resulting from our many global misadventures over the years.

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Here ya go, courtesy of the interwebs: https://www.ahtreit.com/fil...

ETA here is a more interactive version of that list: https://www.ahtreit.com/por...

Parl Caladino's avatar

Really, people. What do you expect? His name is Montgomery Bennett.

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3FingerPete's avatar

he apparently has no plans to hire back his like-family employees

Sometimes family members die and you never see them again. Other times family members ask you for money but you've already given them money in the past that they haven't paid back and why should they get more just because you have won the lottery? Is that fair? No, it isn't. So you cut them out of your lives and stop going to the family reunions because you simply just can't with those people anymore. In conclusion, I'm keeping the money. Thank you, Mr President, for your bold leadership in these trying times.

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

I swear it was right here just a minute ago. Ivanka! Jared! Have you seen the little half trillion anywhere?