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Oh. So . . . I randomly picked Jennifer Lawrence. Actor, I think? Is she in TV or movies?

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they forgot to shop his thumbs, but then that might make it too obvious. Did anyone else forget about the time change and thus didn't understand why the SO was waking them up breakfast extra early?

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and Brokebacks have the best buttsechs?

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isn't that the way they do it in prison?

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yeah, they are amaaaaaazing and can be so squeeeeee.

https://youtu.be/T84jdO8YrY...

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aaaand people thought the wabbits were docile. This is another example of a wabbit up to no good.

https://youtu.be/Zy6dF4yAgRs

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I forgot about that

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Probably the worst part is when you become contagious following the incubation period, Let's just say spiders crawling out the end of your aching tickle pickle is a real downer.

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I won't get out of bed for less than $170 an hour.

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Josh Duggar for you on line 2.

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Maybe you could cover them with some kind of garment... some kind of burka, maybe?

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I'm suggesting she lives under Trump's hair.

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Ew. Let me know when Beyoncé calls.

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I think the term is now STI but yes, dats right.

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No shortage of hypocrisy amongst Republicans. It used to infuriate me that they didn't lead by example, and stay home and STFU, like the alleged "silent" majority is supposed to do.

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I like how these "experts" don't even bother pulling data out of their ass to come up with this stuff. I mean who made her such a spokesperson for anything but having a face to imagine if you are trying to delay orgasm (although it might just shut the whole thing down...)

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