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I knew Hunter Biden; Hunter Biden was my friend. I, sir, am no Hunter Biden.

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It's a little-known fact but--- Meghan is enemies, major eternal enemies with Steve Schmidt. He got so sick of her dad. And I think he despises her for herself too, apart from how she despises him for how he got so sick of her dad; and revealed why to the whole world in his fascinating substack the Warning.

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Do you know who her father is/was? Meghan McCain is the only person to have ever been a daughter, did you know that?

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Therein lies the problem; most people probably don't remember him anymore, except as the failed presidential candidate who gave us national treasure Sarah P, and got trolled mercilessly by one Donald JT, earning him absolutely zero friends among the MAGA crowd.

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Like they say on Family Guy: "Shut up, Meg!"

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I hereby demand that whenever an article about John McCain’s secret daughter appears in Wonkette that the screenshot of her in the insane Cindy Lou Who hair from when her stylist clearly hated her be used. I mean, COME ON! It’s the holiday season!

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Sko Hayes linked this below. Merry Christmas to you and yours!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-emb-5rk6nw

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Oh, please, Megs, do spend so much of your mommy's hard-inherited money on a case that's guaranteed to be laughed out of court and keep the late-night comics and SNL busy for weeks.

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This McCain woman? Is she related to Bruce Willis's character in "Die Hard"? Oh no. That's McClain. Never mind.

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But what about when Maury told John McCain "You are NOT the father"? Doesn't that count?

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The View is so much better without McCain!

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No doubt her husband can find some FedSoc lawyers to take her case pro bono.

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Meghan McCain's hair stylist at The View: ;D

https://youtube.com/shorts/-emb-5rk6nw?si=FL5FrhXmaNctGVTn

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That is very well done. I think we all know that McCain's hairdresser hated her. I also used to contend that her makeup artist hated her too, but I am told that the "reverse raccoon" look had a brief but enthusiastic following for a while on youtube. Of course the ladies on youtube didn't usually make the "shading" quite so artificial and obvious. Unless they were about 16.

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I imagine Meghan as being one of the original Karens.

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The Ur-Karen.

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LOL

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Make Attorneys Get Attorneys, so those representing the MAGATS gonna be rolling in it as long as their clients pay the bills.

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Looks like a few more who practice in GA might be lining up for compensation;

https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/18/politics/mark-meadows-appeals-court/index.html

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You would think that Megs would be happy to be place in the same category as one of dem Trumps.

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You would think...

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When I was in high school, I spent a miserable, hot summer spinning cotton candy at an amusement park. I felt sticky the whole time and my hand was stained blue from the food coloring (which, aside from sugar, is the only other ingredient in cotton candy). And since nothing attracts bees more than sugar, I gut stung several times.

To this day, I can’t stand the sight of cotton candy. You couldn’t pay me to eat that shit.

All this is to say I have no clue why Meghan McCain, who is the daughter of John McCain, would still be watching The View.

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Probably for the same reasons Trump rage watches social media and news outlets... to track mentions of his own name, or even indirect references like this.

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I volunteered to do that at a fair one time. What a freaking sticky mess. Doing it for a whole summer, yikes!

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Just a helpful hint. When someone says “that person is such an asshole without naming them and you respond with “How could you say that about me?!” It’s kind of a giveaway.

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Does Fox not want her for "Fox & Friends"?

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In case they need an emergency backup blonde?

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As I recall, she did work at Fox for a while. She may have pulled her "Do you know who my father is?" shtick one too many times for them.

Edit: Just checked and yep, she worked at the Lie Factory from July 2015 to September 2017. She left when she was offered the gig on ABC.

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Thanks for the perspective.

Makes it all the more interesting that Fox doesn't want her back. I think your guess is correct.

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