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Padraic Smithies's avatar

I knew Hunter Biden; Hunter Biden was my friend. I, sir, am no Hunter Biden.

Gingerwentworth's Theory's avatar

It's a little-known fact but--- Meghan is enemies, major eternal enemies with Steve Schmidt. He got so sick of her dad. And I think he despises her for herself too, apart from how she despises him for how he got so sick of her dad; and revealed why to the whole world in his fascinating substack the Warning.

Carthago Delenda Est's avatar

Do you know who her father is/was? Meghan McCain is the only person to have ever been a daughter, did you know that?

Padraic Smithies's avatar

Therein lies the problem; most people probably don't remember him anymore, except as the failed presidential candidate who gave us national treasure Sarah P, and got trolled mercilessly by one Donald JT, earning him absolutely zero friends among the MAGA crowd.

Pixeloid's avatar

Like they say on Family Guy: "Shut up, Meg!"

Spleen Victoria's avatar

I hereby demand that whenever an article about John McCain’s secret daughter appears in Wonkette that the screenshot of her in the insane Cindy Lou Who hair from when her stylist clearly hated her be used. I mean, COME ON! It’s the holiday season!

michael schlesinger's avatar

Oh, please, Megs, do spend so much of your mommy's hard-inherited money on a case that's guaranteed to be laughed out of court and keep the late-night comics and SNL busy for weeks.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

This McCain woman? Is she related to Bruce Willis's character in "Die Hard"? Oh no. That's McClain. Never mind.

Schmice's avatar

But what about when Maury told John McCain "You are NOT the father"? Doesn't that count?

Laura Reich's avatar

The View is so much better without McCain!

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

No doubt her husband can find some FedSoc lawyers to take her case pro bono.

Otrame's avatar

That is very well done. I think we all know that McCain's hairdresser hated her. I also used to contend that her makeup artist hated her too, but I am told that the "reverse raccoon" look had a brief but enthusiastic following for a while on youtube. Of course the ladies on youtube didn't usually make the "shading" quite so artificial and obvious. Unless they were about 16.

Sko Hayes's avatar

I imagine Meghan as being one of the original Karens.

Wondering Woman's avatar

Make Attorneys Get Attorneys, so those representing the MAGATS gonna be rolling in it as long as their clients pay the bills.

Shire Jansen's avatar

Looks like a few more who practice in GA might be lining up for compensation;

https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/18/politics/mark-meadows-appeals-court/index.html

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

You would think that Megs would be happy to be place in the same category as one of dem Trumps.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

When I was in high school, I spent a miserable, hot summer spinning cotton candy at an amusement park. I felt sticky the whole time and my hand was stained blue from the food coloring (which, aside from sugar, is the only other ingredient in cotton candy). And since nothing attracts bees more than sugar, I gut stung several times.

To this day, I can’t stand the sight of cotton candy. You couldn’t pay me to eat that shit.

All this is to say I have no clue why Meghan McCain, who is the daughter of John McCain, would still be watching The View.

Padraic Smithies's avatar

Probably for the same reasons Trump rage watches social media and news outlets... to track mentions of his own name, or even indirect references like this.

Sko Hayes's avatar

I volunteered to do that at a fair one time. What a freaking sticky mess. Doing it for a whole summer, yikes!

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Just a helpful hint. When someone says “that person is such an asshole without naming them and you respond with “How could you say that about me?!” It’s kind of a giveaway.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Does Fox not want her for "Fox & Friends"?

Wookiee Monster's avatar

In case they need an emergency backup blonde?

Ann Linderman's avatar

As I recall, she did work at Fox for a while. She may have pulled her "Do you know who my father is?" shtick one too many times for them.

Edit: Just checked and yep, she worked at the Lie Factory from July 2015 to September 2017. She left when she was offered the gig on ABC.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Thanks for the perspective.

Makes it all the more interesting that Fox doesn't want her back. I think your guess is correct.