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Black Santa came early this year.

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Tough week for all these right wing hate spewing talking heads. Comeuppance must suck.

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"But where will our Megyn Kelly go?".. Unfortunately there are way too many communities up here that would welcome her home AND treat her like some kind of martyr too. On the downside, she'd need to live among doublewides, wrecked cars and rusty pickups. But they'd all just love her to death..

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I think she wanted to take early retirement. On $69mil.

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Rosie O'Donnel?

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I like that much better. : )

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Seriously, I'm still hoping beyond all hope for someone to do a Halloween parody of The Connors this weekend. The gang comes home to find Roseanne's Pet Sematary-resurrected corpse (puppet) sitting in the kitchen, screaming, "I ain't dead, b****es!" and spewing filth all over her co-stars (and Twitter) until a rabbi is called in to perform an exorcism ritual with an Ambien.

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lol! That made me laugh so loud that it scared MY cats off the bed!

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Oh I think that means that no evangelicals are getting in.

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Oh I bet she would just swallow up that role.

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Ever notice how Fux nooze is the last stop for most Trump humpers who can’t make it in the mainstream, actual world? They will fold her in their cold, soulless embrace and all have a good cry on the idiot couch about how intolerant the unfair, pc world is. Oh, the humanity.

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Is it "Blood and Soil?" Oh, wait, that's two words

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This week on The Connors, Dan’s got a new flame! You’ll never guess who it is!

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I thought he was a Monkish Turk.....

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