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Better than anything I could come up with. I only got Ayn Rand Land, the God amusement park.

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His wordy denial of the reality of climate change is just weird.

I mean, seriously... he wants a candidate who "is willing to allow 'damage' to the environment for the greater good of his people"?

That's fucked up.

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That wall is old. Crumbling. Poor quality. This wall will be classy.

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Pink's mother?

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Humans may not be illegal but immigrants can be. How can a person welcome LEGAL immigrants from all around the world be called xenophobic? You must be mentally challenged. because it is obvious you don't know the meaning LEGAL and ILLEGAL and xenophobic.

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Wish I'd seen this sooner. Never mind the inconvenient fact that there is no legal mechanism to prevent people from leaving their own country (damn that inconvenient International Convention on Human Rights of 1948!), I guess the Trumpistas want to do without auto parts, vegetables, a third of your imported oil, most of your gold, silver, lead, copper and manganese, shrimp... oh, and those drugs you guys consume in such humongous quanitites.

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Trump has proposed to force Mexico to pay for a fence. One way this could be done is to surcharge any money sent back to Mexico by illegals in the USA. The most popular ways of sending money is wire transfer (Western Union), and postal money orders. When money is transferred to Mexico or other nations, the money has a surtax placed on it say 50%. The results are several fold, it is to expensive for illegals to send money to Mexico, the fence gets built, and since it is so expensive for these illegals to send money to Mexico, possibly they will self deport

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Evan, you very, very funny gringo! You more short-sighted than funny, though, and that so sad, sad, sad. Wait until illegal aliens take your job for half the pay. You will then whine like little tree-hugging bee-otch. Haha! You funny, but silly, silly "man." Bee-otch.

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Mexico too poor to pay for the wall the value of the mexican peso devualed alot. So for the mean while what trump informed you through fake news i mean twitter that the american people are going to pay 50 billion dollar wall then bill our very poor neighbor later wich i think its not gonna happen but it gonna start an economic war and sanctions wich its gonna make the north american region in a really bad place.

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The Mexicans will never pay for the wall. They are, even at this moment, putting all of their money into a secret project to develop and advance next-generation ladder technology.

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Oil, yes, and a surprisingly effective army considering they are currently suppressing a revolution and no one even knows it.

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What's the over/under on the number of tweets from Trump (Ta-RUM-pah) directed at Sanchez today?

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If ONLY there was some simple legislative solution that would make it economically unattractive to smuggle drugs across our border. I simply can't imagine what that could be though, so we should definitely keep throwing money at ineffectual security measures that only strengthen the cartels and improve their tactics over time.

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Stop with your crazy talk, you're almost as crazy as the people at leap.com

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And make it easier for them to use straw buyers to purchase guns here by making it illegal to keep records of legal gun purchases.

Oh wait, we did that.

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Megyn is going to feel so neglected....

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