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Turns out some of those defenestrated in Prague survived because they landed in a garbage dump. Seems significant somehow.

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It may be the closest the incels get to one.

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They had LOTS and LOTS of pigs until Florence drowned them, also too.

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Even if Cohen is doing this as a cynical gesture to save his ass, it might benefit his family down the road. But I don't see Cohen has being a critical figure in my life.

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You are living a wonderfully stress free life, if this is your worst problem. Congratulations!

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So I don't really get the whole pussy hat thing, especially in regards to WOC. I mean, I do, kinda, but not entirely. I don't own a pussy hat myself, and I've never worn one to any of the marches I've been to since this shitshow started. No one has pulled me aside to admonish me, or made me feel like the lack of yarn on my head was a problem, or told me I had to leave. It's just YARN, FFS! If light/medium pink doesn't properly represent you, maybe just go for something a little closer to home. Yeah, I know it's a stupid thing, but it's bugged me for a while now.

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He can have one if he knits it himself.

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PERFECT.

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I have a Yukon Gold potato under the sink that's starting to rot that could convincingly play Sean Hannity. More so in another week or two.

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An excellent observation, I commend your eye for detail.

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I remember that as a Youth I was often warned to maintain the relative purity of my Record, but then later as a College Student I realized no-one was keeping just one Record... So, various random shit lists aside, I’m not worried about my Record anymore.

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I do believe in second chances. I just don't count on them.

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There are 3 parts to a proper apology:

1) Give a detailed description of what you did that you regret2) Demonstrate a thorough understanding of how what you did hurt people3) Ask what you can do to help make it better

In this case, if step 1 went to Robert Mueller, I guess that's OK. Still waiting for steps 2 and 3. Then, after that, sure, accept the apology and give him a pussy hat. But keep an eye on his ass. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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"Defenestrate" [ with votes ] is such a great word.

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"Michael Cohen In The #Resistance Now, He Can Have Pink Pussy Hat?"

Yes; they're $130,000 each.

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