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She sorta has to embrace extremists as accurate representatives of a cause, since they made modern conservatism what it is.

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And I'm sure the Crusades and the Inquisition were just rollicking fun times and didn't have a single whit to do with forcing people to convert or die, eh Michele?

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And the burning of witches at the stake is not Quakerism and never happened cause they had not invented gasoline yet you dummies

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So how many of them Muslims are actually jihadists?

<em>"All of them, Katie."</em>

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Sounds like she's getting ready for another run for the presidency. Maybe this time she'll get far enough to pick a VP running mate. *joy*

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<blockquote>(like, say, killing an abortion doctor, just for example)</blockquote>

Or, of course, blowing up the Olympics 'cuz 'bortion (unimpeachable logic there).

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No, Eric Rudolph.

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Plus, she'd be reading big chunks of the Torah three times.

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Clearly the Muslins are keen to take over the world, which is why they've also declared war on China with all its heathen Buddhists, and India with all its heathen Hindus -- about 2.5 billion people.

And I'm pretty sure those two countries are peeing in their collective pants this very moment, right Ms. Marcus? Ms. Marcus?

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Now, that's impressive.

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Doug is the scary one.

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