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Honestly, I think she shoulda upped the stakes a couple notches and played some White House lawn dodgeball. Or to be a true Amurrkan, smear the queer (I didn't know what that meant as a kid) where the fat kid has an advantage - you can catch him, but you can't bring him down without gang tackling. Actually, I wish we had both of these games after every meeting at work.

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Much P to you, dude with a freddy kruger like icon. Rocket Surgery will be worked into every possible conversation, until I tire of it.

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The good thing about bangin a chick who is in better shape than you is she'll do most of the work. Trust me on this

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She just needs to work some snake handling into her dance work, then that segment of America could relax.

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People, don't you see? THERE ARE NEGROES LIVING IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!11!1eleven11!!!

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