Were you hoping for a complete wingnut implosion over this year's State of the Union? Oh come on of course you were, because otherwise that thing is just so boring. You really need something like a "YOU LIE" or baby Scalia aka Sam Alito eye roll to make your night complete. This year, expect maximum levels of freakout over the fact that a blackity black black gay sportsball player is going to
Actually, Rand is giving the Rand Paul Party response. The "official" TP response (and why the fuck is there even such a thing) is via Mike ("Who?") Lee.
May as well go for the kill,I thinks to really make it a state of the union and to really get the right in a stew Obamz need to have Hillary Bill and Monica all join the sportsball ghey fellow in the box with Michelle and all bring subway sammiches
Transvaginal probes.
Actually, Rand is giving the Rand Paul Party response. The "official" TP response (and why the fuck is there even such a thing) is via Mike ("Who?") Lee.
May as well go for the kill,I thinks to really make it a state of the union and to really get the right in a stew Obamz need to have Hillary Bill and Monica all join the sportsball ghey fellow in the box with Michelle and all bring subway sammiches
The party of Lincoln SHOULD approve of this message.
And cue the "Moochelle is the Gayest President Evar" Myface group in 3...2...1...
They should offer door prizes and free drinks. To those of us who liveblog these things.