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bobbert's avatar

Actually, Rand is giving the Rand Paul Party response. The "official" TP response (and why the fuck is there even such a thing) is via Mike ("Who?") Lee.

Capt.Jim's avatar

May as well go for the kill,I thinks to really make it a state of the union and to really get the right in a stew Obamz need to have Hillary Bill and Monica all join the sportsball ghey fellow in the box with Michelle and all bring subway sammiches

diogenez's avatar

The party of Lincoln SHOULD approve of this message.

Jared James's avatar

And cue the "Moochelle is the Gayest President Evar" Myface group in 3...2...1...

chascates's avatar

They should offer door prizes and free drinks. To those of us who liveblog these things.