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Like I said, camp followers can always find a new camp.

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It's a bad sign when you're favorite cookbook was written by Mr. Creosote.

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Come on, take a bite of the gopher a la king. It's scrumptious!

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Ted "Strap-on" Cruz? This is getting more and more Tom of Finland by the moment.

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Alternative headline: "Huckabee Still Running For President - Why?"

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Ugh, I'm old and this is NOT the Iowa of my youth that elected Tom Harkin as a Senator repeatedly and that elected Charles Grassley as a then-moderate Senator.

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WTF has happened to the Iowa of my youth that repeatedly elected Tom Harkin as Senator? Bible Belt (misinterpreted, proof-texted Bible of the South and Texas) must have extended north.

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Mostly agree but: All felines need a balanced diet. Lard Butt is just empty calories.

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Michael Huckabee, you have about a 3-5 day window to join in the Vanilla ISIS/Bundy movement. Go for it. DO IT. You're being HANDED this on a silver platter, Huck! No one else has the balls to do this! DO IT!

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Ukulele Libelz!!!

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Alternate Alternative: "Huckabee Still Running For President: Wait. What?"

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College?

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Just have ONE meent. Eet's waffer theen.

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I actually had someone ask me if I had a phone book, not too long ago. It was a person with a cell phone. A SMART cell phone.

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HEY! SAUSAGE LOVERZ LIBEL --

Wait. Nope, never anyone from Iowa. Carry on.

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I WILL RUN ON MY PENIS ALL DAY LONG!

And, ouch, it hurts.

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