He's got a little of issues with you people Republicans of Iowa, you have really let down Mike Huckabee. After he waddled to victory in your precious 2008 caucus, he done reckoned you'd have crowned him Miss King Butter Cow 2016 by now, but noooooooo,
Ugh, I'm old and this is NOT the Iowa of my youth that elected Tom Harkin as a Senator repeatedly and that elected Charles Grassley as a then-moderate Senator.
WTF has happened to the Iowa of my youth that repeatedly elected Tom Harkin as Senator? Bible Belt (misinterpreted, proof-texted Bible of the South and Texas) must have extended north.
Michael Huckabee, you have about a 3-5 day window to join in the Vanilla ISIS/Bundy movement. Go for it. DO IT. You're being HANDED this on a silver platter, Huck! No one else has the balls to do this! DO IT!
Like I said, camp followers can always find a new camp.
It's a bad sign when you're favorite cookbook was written by Mr. Creosote.
Come on, take a bite of the gopher a la king. It's scrumptious!
Ted "Strap-on" Cruz? This is getting more and more Tom of Finland by the moment.
Alternative headline: "Huckabee Still Running For President - Why?"
Ugh, I'm old and this is NOT the Iowa of my youth that elected Tom Harkin as a Senator repeatedly and that elected Charles Grassley as a then-moderate Senator.
WTF has happened to the Iowa of my youth that repeatedly elected Tom Harkin as Senator? Bible Belt (misinterpreted, proof-texted Bible of the South and Texas) must have extended north.
Mostly agree but: All felines need a balanced diet. Lard Butt is just empty calories.
Michael Huckabee, you have about a 3-5 day window to join in the Vanilla ISIS/Bundy movement. Go for it. DO IT. You're being HANDED this on a silver platter, Huck! No one else has the balls to do this! DO IT!
Ukulele Libelz!!!
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Alternate Alternative: "Huckabee Still Running For President: Wait. What?"
College?
Just have ONE meent. Eet's waffer theen.
I actually had someone ask me if I had a phone book, not too long ago. It was a person with a cell phone. A SMART cell phone.
HEY! SAUSAGE LOVERZ LIBEL --
Wait. Nope, never anyone from Iowa. Carry on.
I WILL RUN ON MY PENIS ALL DAY LONG!
And, ouch, it hurts.