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I hope Zeidman gets his $5M before Dominion ends up owning MyPillow.

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Chris Hayes last night called him "Mike Pillow". I'm not sure if it was accidental or not, heh.

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This has been a week of bad things happening to bad people. And I am here for it.

I’m actually surprised only one person tried to claim the $5 million. Lindell’s claims have as much connection to reality as those of a flat earther.

Lindell reminds me of Exodor from Mork and Mindy. First you laugh at his comically absurd delusions. But then you feel kind of sorry for him because he truly does believe all of this nonsense. And you wish someone close to him would get him the help he needs because he is seriously mentally ill.

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I hope he gets it in cash and not in MyPillow discount codes.

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Trump? Who in his entire 76 years of existence, has never once had anyone's back, not even his own children? You mean that Trump?

Yeah, I don't get that either.

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It will be interesting to see what happens when he finally takes the dirt nap. In my nightmares some rightwingnut like Mel Gibson or Tom Cruise, who not only has charisma but also the ability to hire competent people, steps in and takes control of the MAGAt herd. We could be in a world of hurt then.

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When Democrats lie the media sees it as a negative because government officials lying to the American people is wrong and they should be held accountable!

Unless the lies are to cover up war crimes or illegal operations by the intel agencies, then whoever exposes it needs to go into solitary confinement for the rest of their lives.

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"MyPil-LOL."

Hehe!

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...then rolls its own robot ass out the door....You should never let your Roomba get outside. It cannot survive in the wild: because nature abhors a vacuum.

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I call him My Pillock

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So was his pillow stuffing

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I wish I could upvote this several more times than once.

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I keep thinking cathode ray tube every time I see CRT. And I wonder why they're so afraid of TVs.

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You remind me of our esteemed City Council, here in My Less and Less Fair City, talking about the award of several million dollars to the plaintiff after a jury trial of a retaliation claim, which was upheld on appeal. At least one Councillor said that, if the court had just seen the evidence that he knew about, the City would have won. I kept thinking that he really ought to have a clue about what the appropriate time for that to happen would have been. I mean, the City paid its lawyer a couple of million dollars, as I recall, and she was competent, so you'd think she'd have thought of that during the several years that this mess went on.

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You may recall there was someone like that on the Manafort jury as well.

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