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It used to be a federal crime to receive stolen goods with element of crossing state lines and I do not understand how charges haven't landed on this derelict yet, maybe they are waiting for verdict in Tina's trial (3rd delay) in July, to do so?

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And his pillows are still lumpy!

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LUMPY!? LUMPY PILLOWS!? You're an ASSHOLE!

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He's still around? I thought he was supposedly bankrupt and living under a bridge somewhere now.

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Under the I-35 overpass, lol!

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Ta, Gary. I never make light of addiction; I've seen too many lives destroyed by it. Lindell never got sober; he traded crack addiction for being a total attention whore. Too bad no one loves him enough to tell him he needs help.

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Good point about one addiction for the other.

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Lindell is more like the black knight who refuses to admit defeat even after losing both arms and legs.

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Oh, that poor mustache man needs a guardian.

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he also wants SCOTUS to rule that his pillows aren't lumpy.

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Honestly shocked the jig isn’t fully up for this one.

Virtually every real store has dropped him and he can’t afford commercials. Whatever evil forces of money responsible for Republican politics are absolutely not sending it his way.

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Sooooo.......where's the line start to claim the $5 million that THIS IS ALSO BOGUS?

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so much evidence...of stupidity

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If saving America means we get Lake, well... Just sayin'

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you don't “drop evidence” on SCOTUS. SCOTUS does not engage evidence - it engages law.

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Details!

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Lumpy pillows.

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This asshole again?

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Bronie Bunny!

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It’s kinda nice to have things that stay the same. So much is change. But while empires rise and fall, continents collide and pull apart, Lindell is still... Aeon after aeon... Shouty, incoherent, and possibly a danger to himself and others.

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But he's a danger that we know and understand, like car crashes versus airplane crashes.

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But he's neither of those. He is a trainwreck!

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Exactly!

... he’s basically the guy from that old Larson ‘how nature says do not touch’ cartoon.

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Shouldn't Bannon be behind bars by now? And shouldn't Lindell be in an involuntary psych hold by now?

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"Shouldn't Bannon be behind bars by now?"

Seriously! WTF????

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