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Generic Bob's avatar

Nope. He needs euthanasia.

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George Gonzalez's avatar

When the first Macintosh computer came out in 1984, the operating system was a bit iffy. One of the poor decisions, they chose the earliest date, represented as day index 000000, to be Jan 1, 1901. A poor choice, likely because the programmers average age was like 19.

That meant that anybody wanting to log birthdates would be unable for anyone over 84 years old, as their DOB was before Jan 1, 1901. That made the Mac less attractive for business usage, as many businesses need to keep track of birthdates. Insurance companies in particular just could not work well on that Mac OS.

With that technology though we couldn't have voters that are 850 years old.

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Generic Bob's avatar

I don't think "sad" is the correct term. Pathetic is more like it..

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Generic Bob's avatar

He does look a lot like Harry Reams.

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JakobFabian01's avatar

When 850 years old you are, vote as early you will not.

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Non Doctior's avatar

As far as the language goes, this give me heartburn. Where's the vocative plural????

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Beth K's avatar

You sound awesome. I'm sure your vote still counts. I myself am a Sicilian immigrant who came through Ellis Island in 1908. I feel like my vote wouldn't have counted 60 years ago, but everyone is cool with me now.

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cessnadriver's avatar

Someone got a mynazipillow for Carl Reiner and he said it wasn't even good for farting into.

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cessnadriver's avatar

Became a real estate agent in Park City.

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cessnadriver's avatar

Not an issue if they don't vote.

The internet thinks I am 104 because I use 05/28/1917 as my birth date.

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cessnadriver's avatar

Let us not give the pillow maggot a medical excuse:

He's just a lying racist maggot.

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cessnadriver's avatar

The pillowmaggot "sold" his private jet to a "corporation" in New Jersey that has only one asset and is run out of an apartment. Studio apartment, from what I have heard.

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Generic Bob's avatar

Thanks. Didn't know that.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Your honor, our client lacks the mental capacity to defend himself and so do we.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

So he's woke?

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Jamie Stewart's avatar

'He still owes be half a fuckin' dinarii- you know where he's at?'

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