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hot as in temperature?

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a very favorite song and artist; it always makes me teary-eyed.

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Pence and I both graduated from Hanover College and I've been holding back so long I can't even...

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And certainly 'overthrowing a tyrannical government' isn't. That would have been remarkably idiotic, even for the 18th century.

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The Salvation Army has a church near me, and, last November, they started putting up a wooden structure on their property out by the sidewalk. I figured it for some elaborate creche.

It turned out to be a bench with a covered roof at the bus stop.

I was pleasantly surprised, but they're still homophobes so fuck them.

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I was always amazed that, despite it being an important part of their duties, the priests I remember from my childhood were uniformly bad speakers and didn't look to have gotten any training in that at seminary.

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Those Knights of Columbus uniforms? I could live without the hat, but the fucking cape and sword? Oh yeah.

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And a lot of things get broken getting there.

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I would be so pissed if I found out I had to put up with these shitheads for all of eternity after putting up with their shit in this life.

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South Park presented a Heaven where the only true religion that allowed entry was The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Everyone else went straight to hell.

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I've been saying that same thing about so many people on the right lately.

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Better him than her.

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I'm intrigued by your ramblings but not clear on how this is monetized for maximum revenue enhancement?

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What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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We won't know until we get the computer codes. We're just avatars barely sentient at this point.

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Can I get in on some of this freedom? I have sincerely held religious beliefs that religious organizations should pay taxes.

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