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The Buttigieg family seems pretty cool. The Pence family gives me anxiety.

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"Fam, do you think he is apologizing? Unless Google has done the Twitter Files to the Hunter Biden's Penis of Mike Pence's very humble apology, he is not."

This is a crazy sentence. I fully understand and agree with it. I don't know what that means about me, but I maybe need to spend more time away from screens.

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You missed "woke".

For example, "Hunter Biden's woke penis".

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Mike Pence, gay? J-L Cauvin and like a million other people are prescient!

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Yes, it's quite awake, so I hear.

And see.

And watch.

Delicious.

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It means that you're hip to the slang, daddy-o.

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First and foremost, why NOT use paternity leave if you have it accrued REGARDLESS of the gender of your partner. I guarantee you Pete B did not pull the fainting couches out and say “mercy I do find myself unable to come to work today. I demand you pay me and apologies for the lack of notice”.

Plenty of straight men who work for the government take paternity leave and this should be a thing available to all men.

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Right wing men need a serious intervention about... well, most things, but being an involved father seems high on the list. Actually loving your kids, for starters, not treating them as inconveniences until they're old enough to take over the family business/crime syndicate.

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Birb want to move to Anglaland. They nice.

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Mikey, don't be mad that most people would rather have the Buttigieg's as their parents rather than you. I imagine the Pence household involves a lot of praying in closets about dirty pillows.

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When Hunter Biden's penis wakes, conservative trolls pay attention - saying far more about them than Hunter Biden or his peen.

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I gaa ad opened to read that piece about their first year with the twins earlier today. Pretty amazing.

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Does the snowdog come with pink snow or tinsel as a decor option?

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We all knew it - that Mike Pence is a Turd... that's why flies are so attracted to him!

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"I'm just going to buy a few starters"

Turkey baster is an old trick for watering small pots on a windowsill

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