311 Comments

I would say Pence's, because Christie at least has some sort of record of governance in NJ? Maybe? Some actual achievements, perhaps?

Expand full comment

Of course Blue Balls, PA couldn't be close to IntercourseBecause if it were, their balls wouldn't be blue.

Expand full comment

Mayonnaise libelz! It's delicious!

But it sure isn't, uh, spicy.

Expand full comment

It's almost the same feeling I got when I first encountered ASA-MANIA! I mean, who isn't on Team Hutchinson?

Expand full comment

EVERYONE in America is an immigrant, unless your name is Sitting Bull or Running Deer. That's why I get so pissed off when I hear "we have to keep those people out." What balls to think you have the right to keep other people out of America.

Expand full comment

Because his entire campaign is going to be built on spending the next eight months in Iowa hoping that they ignore that he's incapable of independent thought.

Expand full comment

It can't be said enough that if you walked into Mike Pence's church without a lot of money and talked about being raised Catholic or leaving the Catholic Church, you'd be treated like you pissed in their baptismal pool.

Also, he's pinned the reason for his bigotry on the Catholic Church rather the church he currently attends. Which is curious.

Expand full comment

Pence is a deeply corrupt little bigot, his presence on the ticket should have disqualified the Trimp campaign. No media coverage was adequate then. Pence family polluted, taxpayers paid the bills https://leads.ap.org/best-o...

Expand full comment

Having been raised in a Catholic family, the Dodgers decision to invite the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, a hateful group that blatantly mocks Catholicism, to their event next month is deeply offensive.The Dodgers' decision was raised in a Catholic family? Sounds made up.

As an adjunct, a modifier clause is normally at the beginning or the end of a sentence and usually attached to the subject of the main clause. However, when the subject is missing or the clause attaches itself to another object in a sentence, the clause is seemingly "hanging" on nothing or on an inappropriate noun.

Expand full comment

What else are they going to do? Get jobs?

Expand full comment

Pence was also Governor, you know. So maybe you'd have to figure out who was the worst?

Expand full comment

That part of the argument is TOTALLY pitiful. He might as well have begun it, "I'm not in a position to evaluate this group, because I can't think beyond the knee- jerk obedience I learned at the age of 6."

Expand full comment

Is that going on a t-shirt or bumper sticker?

Expand full comment

Bakhtin’s book Rabelais and His World does a good job of explaining the carnivalesque.

Expand full comment

He can barely bring himself to utter the name of Donald Trump, but by God he'll stand fearlessly against fake nuns at baseball games!

Expand full comment

Mary Worshipers!

Expand full comment