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Hastening that second coming is trickier than expected, huh?

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dear Mike Pampelmouse!

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Can I just say, I don't give a wet fart about the origins of covid. That's an academic question that navel-gazers can occupy themselves with once its well and truly in our past. I am FAR more concerned with what steps are being taken to bring it under control, not just around the globe but also in our own bass-ackwards states, along with a myriad of other more pressing issues. Covid origins are a damn red herring to distract and I'm sick of hearing about it.

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Mike Pompeo is a dominionist shithead.

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the GOP talking points is that there was a lab leak in Wuhan.

Even though they really mean it was man made by China and intentionally released to damage the US.

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They had to wash dishes at his fancy pants dinner fund raisers.

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I wouldn't waste any more time with any of these people. Sens or Reps, I wouldn't blame security one bit if they took these Almighty Bastards into a side-room and beat the ever-lastin', god-fearin' holy-fearin' shit out of them, and make them sign an affidavit that they, as "lawmakers", WILL abide by the laws of The U.S. Government.

Then, send them on a two-week vacation to recover and regain some sense of proper decorum, which is to be paid-for out of their paycheck. AND a fine, for breaking the rules.

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there's a gerbil who is thankful about his self-control

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Well, I was only navigator qualified - 20/70 left eye - so I went USAFA JC.

I got out with 77 semester hours before I incurred an obligation to serve further. It caused me a problem when I needed financial aid later; I filed a successful appeal basef on the fact that I had to take all those math and wnhineering course that weren't necessary for the degrees I was seeking at FSU.

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Yes and to be clear, that isn't because state dep is lazy. It's because they are passionate people who work hard. Probably the last people who need such shitty micromanagement

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And not very bright, also too.

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Here's 10 bucks. I'll take the over.

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"had something similar..."

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How shakey would Barney's body cam be?

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Fox News would still be lauding this if it had been Ronald Reagan or George W. Bush or even Donald Trump who did it.

Lest anyone has forgotten, Fox and especially, Lumpy, worked very hard to give W the credit for killing OBL and even tried to create an alternate reality where Obama didn't want to take him out and the military somehow overrode him.

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I'd trust a chimpanzee with a gun more than Gohmert.

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