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If we were meant to do basic arithmetic, God wouldn't have filled the dollar stores with cheap calculators.

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She's never been well. Stage 4 derp.

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But the crossover SUVs are the ones flying off the lots!

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"And gas prices will always be low, so no worries!"

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Pompeo is disgusting. Perhaps he's not as disgusting as Trump; perhaps he is.

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Note from Baja Nebraska: Pompeo's not into humping cows. His thing, baby, is sucking Koch.

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Any recommendations?

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I don't know much about them, have never used one, but you might try just a google search or cnet, which often reviews computer products.

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Everything

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Good one. The Koch brothers have Pompeo's dick in their pockets for a number of years.

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and Mary Ann

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So you found Tom Lehrer's "New Math" song? My work here is semi-done.

Admittedly, even if I do get a smattering, it will be hard to fit the word "Babylonian" into the slot currently occupied by the word "New."

As for being some kind of genius, my bigly, great modesty forbids me to comment (sad), although I have been described as a polymath, since I can add up the same column of figures five times and come up with five different totals.

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Oh rapture!

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What's the matter with Kansas?

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