There's an infinite amount of Boston news out there today, and presumably you are sitting there refreshing your Twitter feed, ignoring your job, and letting your coffee get cold just like yr Wonkette. Why not take a break from that and join us in yet another installment of "State Legislators, Why You So Terrible?" This week's candidate comes from Missouri (holla!) and brings just the right amount of deft daftness to his ranting at a constituent who had the temerity
This has given me an idea for a new spam-blocker feature. In addition to the blacklist, a superblacklist, which is for senders you have asked to stop sending you email.
If you receive and email from a sender on the SBL, it gets sent to spam, of course, but the spam-handler also autogenerates another request to be removed from the sender's email list. One could have some fun by progressively enlivening each request with randomly chosen vituperation, based on the number of repeats.
I am still trying to wrap my head around how emailing someone to take you off an email list automatically adds you back to a list you haven't been taken off yet.
My last actual job was at a typesetting company bought out by a company from India. I will forever use the CEO&#039;s email whenever I find a wingnut site that promises to send constant updates! Yesterday I got a letter from a Christian radio station in Nome, Alaska. How they found me I can&#039;t imagine but they included a postpaid return envelope for my expected donation. I could send a letter decrying their spoiling of what little remains of First American culture but instead I&#039;ll do the usual with these paper pleas from folks I don&#039;t like. Take the postpaid return envelope and slip several pieces of heavy metal or even small heavy rocks. The envelope typically won&#039;t have your name and address and the postpaid will cost<i> them</i> money, possibly more due to the increased weight of the envelope.
&quot;BTW... You really don&#039;t look good with a beard.&quot;
I guess when you&#039;re <i>that</i> straight, sometimes the tightly fitting closet door interferes with your grip, and makes it hard to let go of anything you&#039;ve gotten a hold of.
This has given me an idea for a new spam-blocker feature. In addition to the blacklist, a superblacklist, which is for senders you have asked to stop sending you email.
If you receive and email from a sender on the SBL, it gets sent to spam, of course, but the spam-handler also autogenerates another request to be removed from the sender&#039;s email list. One could have some fun by progressively enlivening each request with randomly chosen vituperation, based on the number of repeats.
Excuse me, I need to go patch my email client.
What, that doesn&#039;t work?
Bread sucked so bad.
The small pleasures are sometimes the best.
By friday, the snails will have established a squirmish line.
Yes, &quot;Freak&quot; will be in level one in my new spam-reply daemon.
Simply enter this email on any site that guarantees a response: Brian.Nieves@senate.mo.gov
&quot;You know how I know you&#039;re gay? Because your dick tastes like shit.&quot;
I am still trying to wrap my head around how emailing someone to take you off an email list automatically adds you back to a list you haven&#039;t been taken off yet.
My last actual job was at a typesetting company bought out by a company from India. I will forever use the CEO&#039;s email whenever I find a wingnut site that promises to send constant updates! Yesterday I got a letter from a Christian radio station in Nome, Alaska. How they found me I can&#039;t imagine but they included a postpaid return envelope for my expected donation. I could send a letter decrying their spoiling of what little remains of First American culture but instead I&#039;ll do the usual with these paper pleas from folks I don&#039;t like. Take the postpaid return envelope and slip several pieces of heavy metal or even small heavy rocks. The envelope typically won&#039;t have your name and address and the postpaid will cost<i> them</i> money, possibly more due to the increased weight of the envelope.
And who says it costs money to entertain oneself?
&quot;Take me off your mailing list&quot; is the new &quot;wide stance&quot;
i still think you guys should cover the giant snails puncturing tires and attacking FL.
or is the c.r. eature beat only friday?
This goober trying to pass himself off as &quot;Brain&quot; Sieves is especially laughable, IMO.
One of the driving reasons our founding fathers&#039; started the revolution in the first place: Douchetardation without representation.
&quot;Why Do All These Trolls Keep Sneaking Onto My List?&quot;
&quot;BTW... You really don&#039;t look good with a beard.&quot;
I guess when you&#039;re <i>that</i> straight, sometimes the tightly fitting closet door interferes with your grip, and makes it hard to let go of anything you&#039;ve gotten a hold of.