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TundraGrifter's avatar

Nobody talks about the benefits drugs have brought America. Drugs taught us the metric system when nothing else could.

Ask any schoolboy in the nation and he can tell you "28 grams to the ounce."

TundraGrifter's avatar

Doktor Zoom: RE that headline. "Brazen" must always be used before "Hussy" or "Hussies."

Just like all daylight robberies are "Daring" - even if it's a twenty-year-old thug pistol whipping a grandmother.

There's a wonderful O. Henry story about journalistic cliches - "Calloway's Code." Very funny!

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Since he was in Boone County at the time, I am surprised the state Republicans arent trying to suggest he took a trip to Columbia to score drugs.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Jimmy O'Keefe ?

Vienna Woods's avatar

Ugh. My sis-in-law was addicted to those things. My mother-in-law kept giving them to her for Xmas- esp. the Catholic-themed ones. Took all I could muster to NOT roll my eyes. (Then of course, Beanie Babies happened, and the entire family went bat-shit insane over them- except us.)

Vienna Woods's avatar

OMG. That is SO going on my course website (school starts a week from today. FUCK)

ETA: I need those posters, dammit! Time to haul out the credit card)

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Serves you right for being all educated and snobby.

TundraGrifter's avatar

"The Devil's Harvest" apparently consists of degradation, vice, insanity, debauchery and cute hi-lite blonde chicks who don't wear bras.

Count me in.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Funny thing about the red states and their lawnorder wingnut residents:

☛ Alabama, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Mississippi, and West Virginia have the highest narcotic utilization rates. ☛ Oklahoma, Nevada, Utah, Ohio, and Alabama have the highest per capita spending on narcotics.

<a href="http:\/\/lab.express-scripts.com\/prescription-drug-trends\/patterns-of-narcotic-use-and-abuse" target="_blank">The study</a> somehow missed Florida, where half the nation's oxycontin scripts get written.

Maybe if voting while numb was outlawed, we'd be better off as a nation.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Tony Scalia ? Samuel Alito? I misspelled them both and created a Scalito ! Run !

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Because they belong to the party of personal resp... oh, wait.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The word you want is "satisfied".

schmannity's avatar

Taxpayers' dollars at waste.

Shypixel's avatar

This makes me feel really let down...

I have been smoking pot for almost 30 years, and have yet to have it lead me to vice or debauchery.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"A vicious racket with <b>it's</b> arms around your children!"</i>

Don't they mean: "A vicious racket with it's arms around you're children!"