Dunderheaded gloryhole enthusiast Patrick Howley continues his crusade to bring the hardest of hard-hitting journalism to Tucker Carlson’s Internet Void with this breathless post about the White House’s pastry chef resigning his position because Michelle Obama is a health-conscious monster:
And to protest, all freedum-luvin teatards everywhere will heretofore start stuffin their pasty, stupid, ugly faces full of fat, sugar, cheap beer, and more fat for Jeebus H Kryst.
“I don’t want to demonize cream, butter, sugar and eggs,” Yosses said, noting that his departure from the White House is a “bittersweet decision.”
rabid wombat libul!!1!
they are far more civilized and coherent than the fuckwits who comment at the daily bawler
damned uppity
Dunderheaded gloryhole enthusiasts. Didn't they have a booth at CPAC?
Needz more lard and corn syrup.
And to protest, all freedum-luvin teatards everywhere will heretofore start stuffin their pasty, stupid, ugly faces full of fat, sugar, cheap beer, and more fat for Jeebus H Kryst.
BUTTERGHAAAZZZIIII!!!!
Dunderhead Mifflin Glory Holes. It's a spinoff. Shhhhh!!
I'm surprised Patrick Howley didn't disclose the fact that Obama forced Yosses to be gay.
“I don’t want to demonize cream, butter, sugar and eggs,” Yosses said, noting that his departure from the White House is a “bittersweet decision.”
ISWHDT
Bill Yosses - "openly gay" but not very happy.
If you like your sexual orientation you can keep it
LIE OF THE YEAR!!1!