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My favourite Gospel quote

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People shouldn’t be calling their emotional support animals “service dogs.” There are actual service dogs that are trained to assist with some kinds of mental illness (panic disorders and PTSD, for example), but they have specific tasks they’re trained to do in response to their partner’s symptoms. Emotional support or therapy animals can also be trained and registered, but their training is more general and not focused on specific tasks for a specific person. The bullshitters really shouldn’t be using either term for their pets, but especially not “service dogs.”

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And there are people that have legit emotional support animals too, but I know several people that for a fact are lying. "Can you believe they charge $200 for a dog to fly? I am not paying that!" Then they buy things on the internet that say "service animal" on them and pass them off that way. Pisses me off.

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And don't forget... https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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I mean... wouldn't being there to scare any female be weird enough?

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"Former Idaho GOP chairman arrested for masturbating in a wig outside his ex-wife’s home" was the headline I saw in my news feed. I had to click on that to find out what happened to his trusty sock.

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18 ANGRY DOBERMANS

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And what if you traffic in homosexuality... in traffic... listening to Traffic?

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I think that Elevate church in Prestonsburg is right next to the neurologist's office where my grandmother was diagnosed with brain cancer. Then again, it's Prestonsburg, where everything is right next to every other thing (except for those things which are either over yonder or out yonder.)

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A friend of mind could, when stoned, tell you what day of the week any day of the month was for any year or leap year and how may days there were between the present day and that day or any two days. It was weird.

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Someone I work with has a service dog that helps monitor his diabetes. She’s super cool and has her own badge and everything.

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He should’ve acid washed it.

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I say: give Jonathan Parker a break. I mean, isn't "harder than I imagined" the basic goal of all male masturbators?

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Vice President Mike Pence, who led Trump’s transition team, did not return a request for comment via a spokeswoman. Nader could not be immediately reached for comment. www.themonitor.com/2019/06/...

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That's astonishing. And completely groovy. Could he do the same when unstoned?

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All Hail Ceiling Cat, PBUH.

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