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Copacidic's avatar

That doesn’t surprise me, really, trophy wives are everywhere in the republican world. I don’t know much about her, but it just seems hard to believe that she’s as bad as that asshole.

I guess that if he’s worth what we think he’s worth, even without a citizenship-marriage prenup, half of it will not enough to live on.

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Tessiee's avatar

"I'm curious as to what exactly people are thinking of when they give Trump solid marks for his handling of the coronavirus response. Is it the ventilators he didn't provide? The tests he didn't provide? The spending several weeks calling the whole thing a hoax? The fights with reporters and governors?"

The racism, xenophobia, paranoia, and faux tough talk he manages to work into every single speech?

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Tessiee's avatar

"Because we're Americans"

"OK, Millhouse fell into the Cuisinart, but SURELY something will come along and rescue the Simpson kids at the last possible instant!"

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Khavrinen's avatar

So you're saying he's depraved on account of he's deprived?

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Tessiee's avatar

"Pompeoesque"

I first quickly read this as "Pythonesque", like that "bring out your dead" scene.

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Tessiee's avatar

"a reality TV show."

Yeah, "Survivor".

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Tessiee's avatar

"I can't get to the remote fast enough to turn that shit off."

I basically mute it whenever Trump comes on because A) his voice makes me barf, and B) it's not like he's ever gonna say anything useful, or do anything but brag/lie/random racist comment/WTF-esque remark that has nothing to do with any topic being discussed.

That said, one day a few months ago, Lord Shithole was on the news for something or other. As he waved at the camera as though he'd actually accomplished something, I screamed and flipped off the screen like I always do, but my husband goes, in this doofy voice, "DAAHH, I'M FAT AND STUPID!!"I swear to God, we laughed for like an HOUR.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

she's not only saying that, she's also 100% correct.

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Margery Traylor Trashe's avatar

I estimate 3M cases by Easter. Let's get together!

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Schmoozan Salamander's avatar

I stan a fellow Baranski fan. 🤟

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FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

Can I just say that "COVID Caligula" is snark perfection?

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Keith Taylor's avatar

"She's a sick puppy. She's got a lot of problems."- President Trump on Speaker Pelosi."Pelosi isn't sick, she's evil.""Someone needs to drive a stake through her black heart.""She sees the Democrat Party becoming irrelevant as Trump goes from victory to victory FOR this country (not for himself)."- Responses on Gateway Pundit.I have a vague inkling I know where the sickest sickos are.

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Pearson’s Grandmama's avatar

Not original with me, sadly. I forget where I borrowed it.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

It is always projection with this lot.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Three million more.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

"Kidneys" need maintenance.

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