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When he needs to go out, my dog usually just sits next to the bed and stares at me until he awakens me by force of will

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This thread is starting to resemble one of those 60 second challenges on @midnight.

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Also, bulk-ordering of mice from research facility suppliers.

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abused pussy libel?

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After giving this a lot of thought, I think the guy over reacted a little. But that's just my opinion, nothing more.

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And you can't return them because they've got spit all over them...

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If I got anything you need, babe, let me tell you in front. You can come to me sometime – night time, day time – any time you want.

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Paging Senator McCain. Please pick up the white courtesy phone to receive another data point to support another war.

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I tried to join Isis, but Black Adam threatened to rip me in half.

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Dude was, of course, charged with making “terroristic threats,”

Oh, this can't be right. The guy is white, isn't he? "Lone wolf" threats, or "mentally unbalanced threats", I could understand.

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Humph. Remember in Pterry's wonderful "Guards! Guards!" where the underlings lending their power to the Summoner of Dragons did so because ones brother-in-law had a horse and carriage, (!) and another hated the vegetable shop owner down the street, who looked at him funny whenever he went in? Do not underestimate the power of the resentful, the envious and the petty!

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I so want this picture above my couch.

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Often they are disaffected kids from Muslim-American families, who are then preyed upon by sicko jihadists, convincing them that the real answer is to leave their families behind, yadda yadda, whatever.

Funny, kinda sounds like what the Marquis de Mittens did to dodge the draft...

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Sir Terry nailed a great many memes directly to the door of the church, ala Luther.

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Why can't the dude get a normal hobby, like stalking celebrities.

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