It was a classic Battle of the Agendas on Fox News Monday, as Seattle Seahawks star Russell Wilson, promoting a United Way summer program to feed poor kids while school is out, went up against anchormuppet Neil Cavuto, who tried, unsuccessfully, to get the sportsball man to
One morning, when Neil Cavuto woke from troubled dreams, he found himself as usual, in his bed, still a horrible vermin. He lay on his butter-like back, and if he lifted his head a little he could see his white belly, slightly domed and divided by lumps into jiggly sections. The bedding was hardly able to cover it and seemed ready to slide off any moment. His pale legs, pitifully thin compared with the size of the rest of him, waved about helplessly as he looked.
Is it connected to Obama directly? Yes--->SHIT ON IT No---->Is it connected to Obama indirectly? Yes---->SHIT ON IT No---->Can you shit on Obama for NOT being connected to it? Yes ---> YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO NEIL No---->Go have a snack
My recommendation to all conservatives, and especially Faux teevee personalities, is to really stick-it to Michelle by refusing to eat healthy. And if that lifestyle choice speeds up the timetable for your inevitable heart attack (with votes), that's just a sacrifice you'll have to be willing to make, for your principles.
Just keep attacking the black woman, wingnuts. I'm sure your base will eventually expand to everyone, who will completely see the rightness of your argument. Just don't be surprised when your grandchildren start dropping like flies. That's what happens when you require school districts to serve fried baloney sandwiches on white bread grilled in lard, with a side of fries and a Big Gulp of Coke - because that's what kids like. School just isn't the place to try to teach them anything about health, nutrition, or fitness. Leave that the to cardiac physicians, who will benefit from the uptick in adolescent business, and create more jerbs. Win!
One morning, when Neil Cavuto woke from troubled dreams, he found himself as usual, in his bed, still a horrible vermin. He lay on his butter-like back, and if he lifted his head a little he could see his white belly, slightly domed and divided by lumps into jiggly sections. The bedding was hardly able to cover it and seemed ready to slide off any moment. His pale legs, pitifully thin compared with the size of the rest of him, waved about helplessly as he looked.
Is Cavuto an innie or an outie pork rectum?
Neil Cavuto's Daily Flowchart
Is it connected to Obama directly? Yes--->SHIT ON IT No---->Is it connected to Obama indirectly? Yes---->SHIT ON IT No---->Can you shit on Obama for NOT being connected to it? Yes ---> YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO NEIL No---->Go have a snack
"But back to my question Russell, why aren't apples more like oranges?"
My recommendation to all conservatives, and especially Faux teevee personalities, is to really stick-it to Michelle by refusing to eat healthy. And if that lifestyle choice speeds up the timetable for your inevitable heart attack (with votes), that's just a sacrifice you'll have to be willing to make, for your principles.
Damn that Michelle Obama! Not only forcing you to stir ground flaxseed into your Jello but also making you give your flat screen TV to hobos.
Michelle should start a "breathing is good for you" campaign. Then watch the wingnuts start dropping like flies.
I&#039;ve got a case of pork brains in milk gravy with Rush Limbaugh&#039;s name on it. <a href="http://www.junch.com/wp-con..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.junch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/p...">http://www.junch.com/wp-con...
You were expecting Russell to stick to the script, Neil? He&#039;s a read-option QB who saw your move and juked you out of your shorts.
Just keep attacking the black woman, wingnuts. I&#039;m sure your base will eventually expand to everyone, who will completely see the rightness of your argument. Just don&#039;t be surprised when your grandchildren start dropping like flies. That&#039;s what happens when you require school districts to serve fried baloney sandwiches on white bread grilled in lard, with a side of fries and a Big Gulp of Coke - because that&#039;s what kids like. School just isn&#039;t the place to try to teach them anything about health, nutrition, or fitness. Leave that the to cardiac physicians, who will benefit from the uptick in adolescent business, and create more jerbs. Win!
Franz?
Neil must eat a lot of crow...which might explain a few things.
Of course the BLAH sportsball person won&#039;t criticize HISTORY&#039;S GREATEST MONSTER, Moochelle Obummer!