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eddi-SABH's avatar

I hear a runaway electric sharpener taking my lucky #2 test pencil down to the eraser as he munches

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Cheryl from Maryland's avatar

Thank you for the shout out to the designer of the fabric pieces at the side of the gif, William Morris. William Morris has been one of my heroes since I was a teenager - an artist, a designer, an artisan and employer (he founded the workshops that made his designs in 19th C UK) a poet, a writer of fantasy novels, and a socialist.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

His daughter was pretty cool too, and the subject of a gif a few years ago. Sadly, my whole write-up on her was lost when Wonkette migrated over to Substack and all the Disqus comments could not come along. C'est la vie.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/musicians-who-were-also-murderers-tabs-wed-june-15-2022

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Cheryl from Maryland's avatar

May Morris - also admire her greatly. As an art historian, I long for the day when women artists who specialize in traditional textile art get their due recognition.

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

Thank you for the beautiful buns.

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memzilla's avatar

The name's Bun. James Bun.

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

I think I could watch that bunnster forever.....

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Menotsure's avatar

When I eye my garden

A dandelion's a weed

But bunnies think "How tasty!"

When it comes time to feed.

They start down at the bottom

Then up the stalk they munch

The flower makes a fine dessert

To a delicious lunch.

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JanuaryClaire's avatar

BunBun!!!

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Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

Brings back memories of Cinnamon from a very old website called Disapproving Rabbits that my kids and I visited regularly to find support for life with pets that disapprove of everything. https://www.amazon.com/Disapproving-Rabbits-Sharon-Stiteler/dp/0061353280

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🍁 L Ron Pony's avatar

The day I discovered that bunnies prefer dandelions over carrots is the day I became an adult.

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Tommy Mo's avatar

Mom: Eat your carrots. They’re good for your vision

Me: Is that true?

Mom: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

Me:🤔🤔🤔

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Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

I would like to borrow Mr Bunny for the weeds in my yard this spring.

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Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

Our neighbor has a whole warren you’re welcome too. They’re much better at eating Mrs. Skunk’s flowers than they are with the weeds.

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RRJKR's avatar

Flowers are tastier. Can you blame them??

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Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

Oh my yes. I’m a live and let ear mammal, but Mrs. Skunk takes a fun view of floral predators and has tasked me with evicting free-loading bunny immigrants

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Adorable furry bunny eats a dandy lion.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Dandy lions? I hear they congregate in gay prides.

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

It is 4:30 AM in the morning and I can officially go back to bed for the rest of the day because of this post.

Except I cannot damnit!

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

it truly did win the internet for today...

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Shocktreatment's avatar

"For my next magical trick..."

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Yummy for the bunny!

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The Wanderer's avatar

Buntastic!

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tehbaddr's avatar

Oryctolagus Cuniculus!

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Stroke1's avatar

'' 'Aw, 'e's just a harmless lit'le bunOHMYFUCKINGGOD GET HIM OFF ME HELP! AIIIIEEEEEEEEE!' ''

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The Wanderer's avatar

The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog!

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Bobathonic's avatar

Looka' the bones!

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The Wanderer's avatar

Would it help if we ran away more?

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Bun likes when you get all fancy about him.

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eddi-SABH's avatar

This won't stop until Trump's handpicked LEOs are shooting into the crowds of protesters on full auto. Then the mundanes will wake up to the fact this is not right.

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Brian Cohoon's avatar

Sen. Bennet, Sen. Hickenlooper, Rep Crow: REPUBLICANS ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDSSSSSS!

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Liminal's avatar

So... the US has a mercenary army that can be hired? We go into conflicts with the expectation of getting paid back? That's new.

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kmblue187's avatar

Bunny of evil.

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Liminal's avatar

> "data doesn't lie"

Or as my daddy used to say, in the hierarchy of dishonesty, there's lies, damned lies, and statistics

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Data lies all the fucking time. You can massage it and hide things that don't support your thesis, or, and I bet this happens to Speaker thing all the fucking time, overwhelm people with oodles of it. Hasn't he ever heard of a book called "How to Lie with Maps"? Or doesn't he understand that maps are a way of organizing data?

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Alternative Dog's avatar

"Data doesn't lie" is a statement that would only be uttered by someone who is profoundly ignorant of data analysis.

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Dialectic.Detective's avatar

"Listen, we hate to be rude, but we're French, and it's dinnertime."

- Colette, Ratatouille (2007)

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Mike Wears Shorts's avatar

Sen. Michael Bennett, Sen. John Hickenlooper, Rep Brittany Petersen; THEY ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS!

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PRW's avatar

Also, Dude, "trendy urban little Hitlers" is not the preferred nomenclature. Lil' Eichmanns, please.

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lordpnut's avatar

"Over the line!"

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Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

"“It’s like confiscating used ammunition after it’s been shot when there’s nothing left in it. It doesn’t accomplish any policy objective,” Charles Tiefer, an expert on government contracting law and retired professor from the University of Baltimore, explained to AP."

So much for "cracking the code".

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Nazis have never been anyone's friends.

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

An Excess of Weevils.

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

To paraphrase Kara Swisher, Musk thinks he's Ironman, when he's really Thanos.

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Lawyers, Guns 'n' Money's avatar

More like Auric Goldfinger, a Bond Villain.

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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

I am blessed in that I do not have to remind Senators Warren and Markey, and Rep. McGovern, that THEY ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS, but I'll say it anyway in case there are ever any moments of weakness.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Headline in local paper (paraphrased) "Citizens to Representatives 'Grow a Spine.'"

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