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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the secret illegitimate spawn of the lesbian tryst between Paris Hilton and Shari Lewis (because Shari Hilton just didn't have the same ring to it and Lamb Chop was already taken)

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

dunno bout that, the last couple shows I've done with her she's turned into quite the ditzy frumpy housewife type. She still sings well and is a nice person, but she's a long way from the Stone Poneys days

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Lol, I'll let her know- Tucson is a small town...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Clarence Thomas was a New Kid?

fuflans's avatar

<i>while some hyperactive Fox News reporter bounces around you with a cameraphone like a submissive Federalist Tigger</i>

jesse i like your style.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

And so far...

"7 people liked this."

TundraGrifter's avatar

There's only one Paris. And One Night in Paris.

Although Duh Gov' is the Paris Hilton of politics.

Yes, I did use that line recently. But's it's funny, it's original, and this is still America. Also.

TundraGrifter's avatar

On the other hand, the FoxPAC is more than willing to ignore entire states engaged in vote caging and other suppression.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Why is Wonkette publishing a painting of Andrew Bitebart in the Arizona desert?

Fartknocker's avatar

May be they'll protest in front of a Florida polling place. And wear hoodies. And eat Skittles. Yeah, that'll show them.

Ennui There Yet's avatar

This is the unforeseen consequence of getting rid of ACORN. It's getting hard to find a boogeyman who terrorizes innocent voters.

Spurning Beer's avatar

The Kool Aid company is now marketing that product under the name Legitimate Grape.