Newt Gingrich Likes Presidents Who KNOW They're Stealing America's Secrets, Unlike Senile Old Joe Biden Ha Ha!
And how is Newt Gingrich's brain doing this week?
We wanted to highlight this before we get too far out from former special counsel Robert Hur’s slimy testimony before the House Judiciary Committee. You want to discuss moldy, disgusting, senile things God clearly has forgotten to throw away from the back of the fridge? Let’s talk Newt Gingrich.
SLIMY!
Last seen on Wonkette declaring that the conspiracy theories Fox News has been making up about Michelle Obama becoming the Democratic nominee are crazy because she’s too “racially intense” for the position, Gingrich weighed in this week on Joe Biden and his mental fitness, and oh boy.
See if you can identify the wee problem with Newt Gingrich’s “defense” of why what Donald Trump did with classified documents is OK, whereas what Biden did is not:
“Hur is describing the Joe Biden in New Hampshire. He’s describing a person who can’t remember anything, and he’s describing a person who has had a lifetime of mishandling secrets which is why I think it’s as important to go after the length of time that Biden has mishandled secrets, the number of places they were,” argued Gingrich. “I mean, you can argue that Trump shouldn’t have had them in Mar-a-Lago under lock and key, but at least he knew what he was doing. In the case of Biden, he says, ‘Gee, I didn’t know they were there. I didn’t understand this-.'”
We’re not even going to spend time with Gingrich’s brain-addled lies about who had what where, because we all know Trump’s stolen classified documents were next to the shitter and in his personal office and on the stage in the ballroom and wherever he illegally directed his minions to move them. Did he even really ever give back all the state secrets he stole? We’re let’s call it skeptical.
We’d rather just laugh at how Gingrich’s argument appears to be that Biden’s so senile he can’t even form criminal intent, unlike Donald Trump. “At least he knew what he was doing.” Bless his heart, Newt thinks he’s helping.
Can you lock somebody up in Guantanamo based on Newt Gingrich accidentally confessing to their crimes on their behalf, or do we still have to wait for Special Counsel Jack Smith to work his case through the system (and hopefully get that idiot judge who thinks she’s Trump’s personal concierge removed somehow)?
Even Dana Perino, that paragon of journalistic competence, was like whaaaaaaaa?
“But isn’t that the issue then, which is intent?” inquired anchor Dana Perino.
But Newt was stickin’ with it! He likes presidents who are fully aware they are stealing state secrets and betraying the United States of America. Unlike that Joe Biden, guffaw! Biden just had some classified documents related to his previous decades in elected office that accidentally ended up in some boxes in the garage! And he gave them back after his own team discovered them! Like some pussy! Ha ha!
“We don’t know what his [Biden’s] intent is because I am not sure he is mentally competent enough to have an intent,” replied Gingrich, bringing the conversation back around to Biden. “That’s the whole point. You’re dealing with a guy who’s so lax, so out of touch with reality, and so easily makes up things that you have no idea what his intent was, and neither does he. If he can’t remember when he was vice president, he probably can’t remember what his intent was.”
Ha ha! Biden so senile he can’t even actively steal America’s secrets for reasons we still don’t understand! Unlike my fellow pile of decaying dogshit Donald Trump!
Something something “with friends like Newt Gingrich, who needs enemies” something something the end.
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Gingrich is like a food product that’s pretty gross to begin with, like pickle loaf, that’s long past its shelf life and turning green. Now we are getting to the stage with Gingrich where he’s old, cantankerous and bitter, and he was a terrible person to begin with. We all know how much he enjoyed having affairs (proving there really are people out there for everyone) while his wife was dying of cancer. He’s judging Joe Biden and using Trump as his counterpoint? You’ve already lost the argument.
Joe just gave a pretty lengthy State of the Union address and scarcely had a stumble or a misspeak, and even caused Republicans to clutch their pearls because of how feisty he was. But Newty thinks Joe is “out of touch with reality.” Ok, Newt. Most of America and the world was watching Joe last week. Had he been even slightly shaky, the media would have been ALL over him. To Hur’s (minimal) credit, he did stick with his statement that what Joe did was different than what Trump did. Joe inadvertently mixed some sensitive docs in with the papers he kept. Trump took dozens of boxes of documents, clearly without any effort to separate anything. Trump stacked boxes everywhere, refused to return anything, refused to allow searches, refused to sit for an interview, then had his lawyers lie about returning all classified documents. Probably most damning, he lied about surveillance and evidently ordered his staff to destroy video evidence of the handling and moving of sensitive material. Anyone else would be screwed, facing at least a few years in jail and possibly being tried for treason. Oh, I so want the FBI to catch Trump selling classified docs to Russia. Sooner or later that’s got to be his final act, right?
It's ALWAYS the projection with the GQP..........they can't help themselves.......it's in their nature.