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You're an unbelievably evil, ridiculous (w)itch!

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Did you miss the part where I said I have a funny name? You're going to lecture me on how people deal with a funny name? Yeah, you go with that. There are very obvious puns on each of my first and last names. I am over 60 years old. I STILL get people making the obvious puns and thinking they're being original.

There's a difference between "Your parents named you funny" and "You named your kids funny". If you can't discern that difference, well, that's a you problem.

If poor Barron isn't already horrified to have idiot fascist parents, that's either coming or else he's going to believe their bullshit (for which I can't blame him, they are, at least genetically, his parents (probably)). He's going to hear far worse than "You're not a baron even though your parents gave you that stupid name!" In fact, the kindest I could wish for the kid is that that is the worst he ever hears.

That was not a small boo-boo, as you put it. It was fair game, and she should have laughed and never apologized.

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The only response to anything Melon says ever:

"I really don't care, do u?"

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"There's a difference between "Your parents named you funny" and "You named your kids funny". If you can't discern that difference, well, that's a you problem."My point is that kids do not discern the difference very well. I'm sorry you had to deal with shit over your name and it sounds like you're a good sport about it, being a mature adult and all.

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weak sad poop. the whole inbred lot.

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She could have said something about how Trump used to call himself "John Barron" back in the days when he used to phone in to the tabloids to talk about himself, to make sure he was getting enough sleazy publicity. (Wonder if he's still doing that?) (Wonder if that's how he thought of the name for the kid? "What's wrong with calling this one Donnie, too? Oh, ok, ok..."

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I wonder who wrote Melaniaiaia's tweet.

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a band I was in used to have imaginary "martyr cards" everytime somebody pulled some passive aggressive bullshit (I guess I'm the only one around here who ever does the dishes, or no it's fine if you guys want to smoke pot in the dressing room, I'll just stand outside in the cold because I don't like the smell, etc) someone would ask them if they wanted another punch on their martyr card. once you got 12 punches on your martyr card instead of a free sandwich or something we would all have to pretend like we gave a shit about your petty bullshit grievance. it was a good system, maybe we need to try it with all these republicans that think they're jesus up on the fucking cross

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I also wish Professor Karlan hadn't apologized. I wish she had just said flatly, "I was not making fun of Barron Trump. I was making fun of Donald Trump's apparent belief that he's an absolute monarch."

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"Republicans Outraged President Can't Give Heirs Official Titles of Nobility"

there's your headline media outlets hire me already

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We had a truck with that feature!!!!

Made one think deep thoughts while the concrete flew by

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THIS.

And what was said about OTHER teens by Rethuglicans during the years we had a functioning president? Which was NEVER acknowledged, let alone apologized for?Because the hypocrisy, it burns.

The North remembers.

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Hey, don't mess with Melania's meal ticket!

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Who are the snowflakes now?

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Pam Karlan said the two words that you can't say in a public impeachment inquiry. (no relations to George)

The constant guarding of Baron Von Barron isn't healthy either. The kid is being shielded and if I were he, I'd be like, hey-I got this, and then I'd light anyone up I felt like because I am the Prez's son. That's how Donny The Face Jr. gets by.

Baron will be entering his 30s and still calling his mommy to tattle on all the peeps that are now having open season on him as a grown ass Trump.My advice, Do NOT leave Baron alone!! Let him fight back or choose to be a whatever he is.

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Baron is the lowest rank in British nobility.

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