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Smilin'Andy's avatar

Is he mad because when a girl joins the football team in a movie, she's the kicker?

He's mad because when a girl joins the football team in a movie, she's the kicker.

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ym b, kdng's avatar

The reason why that happens in the movie is because it also happens in real life. https://www.kwqc.com/2023/11/03/galesburg-grad-makes-football-history/

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ym b, kdng's avatar

I would hope he is also mad that when a woman joins a men's football team in real life, IT'S HIS position that she plays. Because in a movie she could play anything except maybe lineman.

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John McLaughlin's avatar

Congratulations on earning your degree. Now get back to sweeping the floors and throw me together a roast beef sandwich...and make it quick.

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thephantomcheese's avatar

"Congratulations! You just wasted four years of your life in this dump!" isn't much of a commencement speech, is it?

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Rumaddled's avatar

On Threads someone called it a Lego Beard

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Dave Hardwick's avatar

Yikes! Nice work, Evan!

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Maybe's avatar

That beard is wearing him. Perhaps it is a new variety of brain worm.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Ball is in your court, Tay-tay.

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noname's avatar

whut

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Teddy Barnes's avatar

So I assume Laura Ingraham will be coming out with a "shut up and kick" segment soon? Maybe we should ask LeBron what he thinks.......

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DemoCat's avatar

What “diabolical” lies have college women been told exactly? That they can achieve? That they are capable of doing whatever they want and that they are smart, independent, unique individuals who can decide what kind of future they want? Why would any college, even Christian ones, want a speaker who tells its graduates the key to true happiness is in service to a husband and raising kids as a homemaker. Butker is obviously a turd, but he might be blown away by learning that women can be professionals or have careers AND choose to have a family. Nobody is lying to these women by telling them they have the freedom to choose. Butker is the one who wants to limit their choices by insisting the correct path is in service to a husband. Next time, invite Jim Carrey. At least his words to graduates are inspiring and he urges them to find the best path for each of them that brings joy, individually, and to be proud of themselves and don’t put too much pressure on themselves to be whatever others expect.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

That they can live happily without a man.

No really, it is the biggest fear of these choads.

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DemoCat's avatar

“I grow a beard because I can.” -Harry Buttcrack. I bet my wife’s legs are hairier than his are, and I’m very proud of her for that. I need to sleep.

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RogationDays's avatar

What a douche!

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Tina Mouse's avatar

Fire him and hire a highly qualified woman. It is the girl position anyway.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. I've read several things about this; yours is the best.

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Mary Hall's avatar

He's lucky women only want equal rights and not payback for all that patriarchal bullshit.

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noname's avatar

Amen!

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Lard Jaysus loves Him some footie!

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

I wonder if there are 33 guys out there that can kick? Because 33-32 teams equals no more Butker

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plecop's avatar

Looking forward to the offensive line “missing a block” and allowing the defense to plant this dweeb into the concussion tent repeatedly until he “retires”. 2 games into preseason?

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No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Nah. O-linemen are probably simpatico with Mr. Butthair.

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V4Virginia's avatar

I've had enough TFG trial so I'm watching a SovCidiot who demanded a supervisor and was arrested by same. This shit cracks me up.

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