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Fat, gristle and meanness weigh a lot more than 239 lbs.

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well boo boo,if it comes down to it, we'll just maul him a bit, and eat his face. i'm tired of pik-a-nik baskets any way.

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never forget, a friend with weed, is a friend indeed. we all need more friends with derpy the dump in charge.

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And they just make themselves more miserable trying to fight it. The world is steamrolling them and they can’t even see it. They managed to create a whole generation that knows they will never own anything, and that someone is always gonna hate them for who they are. These kids don’t care because they know they will never be good enough for the standards these assholes hold them to. What good will looking down on people do when nobody even notices? I feel sorry for people who hate that much.

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You have to have a little money, though, to buy Doritos and ice cream.

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If they had one reason that didn’t lead back to keeping brown folks in poverty so they can feel better about who they are, it may be worth hearing them out. But they just can’t seem to produce one.

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I know goober white kids may be getting MM cards for suspicious reasons, but I haven't seen anyone under 30 at my dispensary, ever. The youngest people there are the employees. What a great job!

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I want to go to the Illinois State Fair, and drive the back roads to get there. Last time I did that....tons of poor people in these shuttered little towns. Tons of poor whites on gov't. benefits. But they hate the gov't., and they need someone to look down on, so of course brown people who are on the same gov't. benefits they are, are welfare cheats. What is it with people that they need someone to feel superior to?

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Don't worry, it only happens if you say it 3 times in front of the bathroom mirror, with the lights off, of course.

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She looks like she could use some sleep and a good meal or two. She's got that gaunt look that folks who run too much have.

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Oh lord that was funny. It totally took me by surprise! https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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"social and economic superstitions"

good God that's a fine turn of phrase

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CA native here. This is why I love my state. It isn't perfect, but we do cool shit like this...

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Or raping, if they're a Stanford swimmer...

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Thank you. Feel free to appropriate

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I deliver to three small towns that are part of my school district where I work. I pass through a shithole called Carpenter that time forgot. You could get to North St. Louis County in 35 minutes from there. The place is dilapidated. There’s more than one house with holes in the roof that you can see through.

There is a house there that had all this bizarre artwork with eagles, crosses and a big sign that said “Make Chicago A State”. This dipshit obviously didn’t realize that Chicago taxes are the only reason there was a paved road in front of their house. All the art work is gone along with the sign and the eagles. Just a big old cross now. I assume they must have died, or moved to Chicago. I often wonder if that person was a retired government worker.

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