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SullivanSt's avatar

None of them, Katie.

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bobbert's avatar

Yeah, to me that was even better than not understanding how zooming in on a compressed image that <i>you yourself</i> compressed would show compression artifacts:

"Aurelius" all but explicitly admits that he or she has never thrown either a baseball or a football in his or her life.

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bobbert's avatar

You'd think they'd be content with the fact that he can't bowl for shit. Of course, most of them can't either.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Libel would be a step up from this corrosive mindset. Maybe we get the pundits we deserve...

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fuflans's avatar

every once in a while, just for a brief fleeting moment, i think it would have been better if - in fact - the interwebs were a big truck.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Finally, a story about pixelz!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

It's kinda cute how the guy says "Mr. Obama" when he really wants to say "that one".

<i>"...altered a picture of the President throwing a football speaks to how despereate they are .... "</i> I agree someone involved in this story is "despereate".

The Repubicans have totally given up on "better ideas", haven't they.

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Bezoar's avatar

engorged monster penis, right?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Not to mention the angle at which the photo is taken.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"Despereate."

That's the word I would have used to describe this story.

"Story" as in yarn, myth or tall tale.

I hope I would have done a better job of spelling it.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"Pixels?"

Are they saying Mr. Obama is our first gay President?

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chascates's avatar

Oh dear God! Obama is actually a humanoid terminator type thingie!

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chascates's avatar

Even his death will be seen as a conspiracy.

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chascates's avatar

Balder, you have to watch what you say and watch what you do. --Ari

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Bezoar's avatar

The Buddha was right; stop clinging. Sheesh.

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Bezoar's avatar

Maybe just for fun I'll Photoshop a picture of Obama eating a baby. Where should I post it to get the most comedy value?

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